Breaking News: Lusaka Prophet Raises Woman From The Dead

ProphetA Lusaka Prophet left dozens of his followers thunderstruck and in awe when he reportedly raised a lifeless woman from the dead a few days ago.

In a video that has been circulated by his church and massively shared among the faithful on social media networks, the young Prophet can be seen speaking life into the woman who lay prostrate after being being brought in dead.

Addressing hundreds of people who had gathered to witness the hair raising miracle, Prophet Andrew commanded the spirit of death that had bound the woman to the grave to leave the body.

He later opened her mouth and sunk in one or two gallons of his anointed water as life slowly returned to the motionless body. It was not long before the yet to be identified woman was added back to the statistics of Zambia’s population.
See video below:



43 Responses to "Breaking News: Lusaka Prophet Raises Woman From The Dead"

  1. chika is back EdK   June 30, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    Iwe naiwe u are nez’s relative every thing tumfweko does its pf this is what is driving political hatred ifyabupuba fye mumutwe obe go and sh!t the bloody dunder things out of your brains

  2. Shi Mwana   June 30, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Bull shit

    • I GOD   June 30, 2015 at 10:38 pm

      It’s more than bullshít!! Only brainwashed idiots would believe this crap.

  3. kakolwe   June 30, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    How come the raised woman is unidentified? Jesus used to tell recipients of His miraculous power to go to&to theshow themselves to the high priests. When did she die, what was the cause of death and who certified the death?

    • Nonsense   June 30, 2015 at 7:29 pm

      Iwe Kakolwe bushe Jesus pali uwamulembele death certificate? But bonse mwalibiliva ati alibuka kumfwa tamwipusha nokwipusha.

      • kakolwe   June 30, 2015 at 8:18 pm

        Ala baNonsense! Na Bible kanshi muli cikopo? They certified that Jesus was dead by piercing Him under his ribcage & water mixed with blood oozed out. But uyu profit alefwaya ukucita pierce ibeele. Elo ukunwisha icitumbi 2.06 litres wa anointed liquid ni ‘It Can’t’.
        Twaleni uko utuma ‘mindfreak’ tricks.

        • Boza muleke   June 30, 2015 at 8:57 pm

          Ala! Is that the way you ‘certify’ death

        • Honest   July 1, 2015 at 12:06 am

          Awe… kakolwe naiwe, con-artist are not prophets, Kolwe, leka nkwebe! They are deceiving and fooling you!

          No matter how well educated you think you are, you can be deceived.

  4. Mo   June 30, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Two Gallons of anointing water ?two gallons it can’t be possible, that’s too much of anointing and no human being can take two gallons, may be she was thirsty. and Zambians you have been fooled on this one she wasn’t dead,they agreed at a certain lodge that she play a dead person in that show.kkkkkkkkk let him come to Malawi he will stop doing that shit

    • Chisata   June 30, 2015 at 7:32 pm

      No my brother I suspect it is Bwinjimfumu cartel at work here. Next they will make the pastor say Lungu wont win the election in 2016 and people will believe and vote for Rainbow party

  5. Denkete   June 30, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    In the video clip, prophet aleikatafye pe beele.

  6. Maxwel   June 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Jesus was nt a ng’anga so mwela bonfya juju.jst follow his steps

  7. major chileshe   June 30, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Mmmmm thez sumthin fishy abt that pic,is dat hw a dead body looks lyk? And wat hospital is that anyway?

  8. MUPANDAPWITI   June 30, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Bufi…..ala imwe….tafwilie uyo…

    • Makaliwood   June 30, 2015 at 10:40 pm

      lol……. it’s called Acting!!

  9. MUMFWAFWE   June 30, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    i concur with kakokwe. can we have medical proof please. otherwise, too much magic nowadays for the sake of milking christians. How long was she in that state before she was raised? let that pastor go to uth mortuary and raise more from the dead.

  10. Musonda Njalamimba   June 30, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    The prophet knows where mortuaries are located in Zambia. Let him go there as well.

    • Nyanga   June 30, 2015 at 7:13 pm

      Is this really true?

    • Boza muleke   June 30, 2015 at 9:06 pm

      Just imagine!All our departed ones coming back! Kikikikikiki Kuti kwaba kantu! Michael Sata back. Ba Lungu Kunyela mwitoloshi! As Guy Scott celebrates! RB kunya amasushi!

  11. UMWAUME   June 30, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    He is another special agent of the devil

  12. JSM   June 30, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    there are two possibilities: 1. it was stage managed- they planned it some where and they came to act play it.2. Satan has power to introduce illness and can remove it in the presence of many on lookers. Similarly, he can feign death and recover the same. Let us not allow ourselves to be fooled.

    • John the baptist   June 30, 2015 at 9:08 pm

      Jealous. PHD

  13. Vimbai   June 30, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    Dramatist prophet. Lies at its best. Pls raise ba president sata for me. I would like him to finish his projects he started for our mother zambia. The roads were shaping. Pls prophet I will give you what you will ask.

  14. vampiro@ONYX POWER   June 30, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    This is good competition with the followers of tbj.

  15. JSM   June 30, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    The other thing to consider is where did this take place from? Was the woman declared dead by doctor?
    to prove himself genuine prophet let him go to mortuaries and raise all of them that are lying lifeless there.

  16. cadre   June 30, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    let him raise the 1993 Gabon victims. may be kuti twa winako boola.

    • Boza muleke   June 30, 2015 at 9:11 pm

      Awe mukwai Kuti chawama! Na World Cup Kuti twaiwina!

  17. JSM   June 30, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    Yes, let him go and raise our beloved president Sata

  18. GUNNERS   June 30, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    Devil at work

  19. Dollar   June 30, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    has it not clicked to ur minds that magicians we used to watch wen we where young have disapeared? they have all turned into prophets and pastors.

  20. Tusker   June 30, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    This dead woman has no relatives. You can’t see or hear anyone crying.

  21. SHi Ali   June 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    Sumtym bak we used 2 hav magicians @ skulz,nd nowadaz dey r nowere 2b seein,hav dey now cum in form of prophets dat we r seein dese dayz,,,,nd rumour has it dat dese pipo r usin charms,,,ndeloleshafye,,,,,,,,

  22. Nyanga   June 30, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Is this really true?

  23. Nonsense   June 30, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    Mwebantu ba Pashita ka gelo natemenwe kalifwa mu 2001. Teti mwise mukapepeleleko pantu kwena nshakope mpaka kakabwele nalikatemwa sana!

  24. mufetu   June 30, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    Currently this prophet scam is a money spiner. I think I see a business opportunity to exploit the gullible blind followers.it is similar to the 419 Nigerian scams lol.Taking a sip from a cold beer!

  25. tephlon james   June 30, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    fyabufi alinwa sannna kantobo namayo uyooo

  26. desh m   June 30, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    Kuli competition yama pastors or shani ll c who is the best old or upcoming we hv 2 b careful in the last years pipo ll b using my name 2 perform miracles using Gods name .Twilaufwefye ati uku balebuka ask God 2 direct u @ the right way

  27. moses bwalya   June 30, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    The bible clearly stated that beware of false prophets wearing in sheep clothing

  28. ray   July 1, 2015 at 7:54 am

    The only thing worse than this are the people who actually believe this false prophet.

  29. zimandolaaa   July 1, 2015 at 9:12 am

    how can a dead person put her two hands on her stomach if realy she died she was supposed to be wrapped in

  30. Israeli   July 1, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    So the dead drink water

  31. Matwi   July 1, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    watch out for false prophets are everywhere

  32. mobi   July 2, 2015 at 8:19 am

    WHERE ARE THE MAGICIANS WE USED TO SEEING IN SCHOOLS AND SHOWS, TODAY THEY HAVE BECOME PASTORS.BE WATCHFUL.U NEVER SEE ANY MAGICIAN TODAY FOR THEY ARE IN CHURCHES PERFORMING MAGIC MIRACLES.