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Now Lusaka Prophets Sale ‘Female Annointed Pants’, Women Jostle For Them
SOME people claiming to be ‘prophets’ in Lusaka are selling underwear to unsuspecting desperate female congregants which they claim are ‘anointed’ for marriage protection and preservation.
A woman of Kanyama Township, who sought anonymity, confessed to the Sunday Times of Zambia that a ‘prophet’ visited her to offer some ‘prophetic’ solutions after clandestinely learning of her marital disputes with the husband.
She said the named prophet told her that she was possessed with a spiritual husband and all she needed to do was to buy new ‘anointed’ underwear from him at a cost of K100 to repel the provocative spiritual husband.
“I looked for K100 because I wanted my problems to end and bought the underwear which normally costs K20 at the market but despite wearing the underwear, there was no improvement at all,” she said
The ‘prophet’ is said to have cashed in on many women in Kanyama Township before they realised that was in fact a dubious individual currently at large and unreachable on phone.
True Word of God Tabernacle Assemblies Bishop Christopher Chilombo, who confirmed having received a victim in his church, said he was shocked with mushrooming evil practices being done using in the name of God.
“These are indeed the last days. How can people go to an extent of using underwear? Where is it written in the Scriptures? Some of these people belong to the dark word kingdom, read Isaiah 6: 1 to 4,” said Bishop Chilombo.
Meanwhile, another clergyman Obert Thole of Lusaka has become popular for selling what he calls anointed brooms which his followers are instructed to use to sweep every area of the house which experiences problems.
Mwamba Chisenga, one of the congregants of the at Thole’s church, said the brooms that were sometimes sold for K20 each or less depending on what the pastor decides, should never be shared with a neighbour.
“We can use the broom to sweep even in the meal bin, the fridge, on the bed or anywhere where you want blessings to come,” she said.
The concept of sweeping away blues from the congregants’ homes had been inculcated into the members to an extent where they were prepared to buy bottles of anointing water, light bulbs and oil at inflated prices.
In effect, anointing water turned out to be simply ordinary mineral water which costs K3 but shoots up to between K20 and K30. Anointing oil then fetches K40-K60 per 100mls bottle which when critically scrutinised, looks like mere cooking oil.
According to the Sunday Times of Zambia calculations, a two-litre container of cooking oil which costs K32 when repackaged as ‘anointing oil’ would make up to more than K800. And a bulb that costs K4 when ‘anointed’ is sold for K60 to supposedly illuminate out evil in the house.
When contacted for a comment and a full name of the church, one of Pastor Thole’s ministers declined to give the name of the church on phone.
African Methodist Episcopal Church Bishop Paul Kawimbe shared a diverse opinion and warned that people ought to be careful with those who were taking advantage of vulnerability for personal gain.
Bishop Kawimbe said it was in fact wrong for the media to continue referring to such self-styled prophets as men of God as it was putting the name of God into disrepute.
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IF NOT
October 5, 2015 at 10:28 am
Desperate women are always victims of such stupidity.
pillar
October 5, 2015 at 10:29 am
Our position over this issue is that God is sovereign to the one who declares such a day and that we are all his creation and cannot do without God, Zambia needs to look up to God for every situation,” he said.
sweet babe
October 5, 2015 at 11:08 am
What are u talking about? learn to read and post later!
Judge Joe Bidden
October 5, 2015 at 11:18 am
Its the same posting is being cutting and pasting on different and unrelated topics.
Ng'ombe Mbuzi
October 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm
“being cutting and pasting on different and unrelated topics.”
CaptainBlack
October 5, 2015 at 5:27 pm
pillar motherfakaz ulatomba PF chikala
sweet babe
October 5, 2015 at 11:06 am
I cant do that oh hell me, for what now! Look i love my husband so much just as he loves me and why should I think of such a thing even though i were not married. this impossible to think of!
Politics of insults
October 5, 2015 at 11:50 am
Iye It’s meant for people with marital problems wait for your time to come sweet babe. You will buy 20 at once plus 10 brooms. Kikiki
Chief of Grief
October 5, 2015 at 11:10 am
Pwahahahahahahahahaha gullible zambians lol!How dim r some pipo ati this broom will only work in anothr house unles u procure it yoself,imwe this was wat they cod aka naka black bak then,stealin from u in brod daylite!Yaaa i mis our magicians bak then pantu @least we patook of the sweets made from stones…pliz bane hev a litu faith in God coz the power lies in wat u confess atini.
Cholwe
October 5, 2015 at 11:10 am
Ladies wake up! Stop rushing, stop being used by the devil, stop this foolishness, stop just any church, learn to believe that God is ther for you always. Refrain from using charms in marriages, you are destroying your marriages, wake up and worship in truth.
kasantana
October 5, 2015 at 11:10 am
Everything nitu ma pastor..pastor impregnants someone’s wife ,pastor rapes,pastor turns water into… etc.this is very annoying.Please woman,go and get your money.
Judge Joe Bidden
October 5, 2015 at 11:17 am
Poverty, wait until they start having unknown diseases.
Kachana Banda
October 5, 2015 at 11:21 am
What Nonsense. Just sheer rubbish.
Rat Race
October 5, 2015 at 11:57 am
The last days.
Just Kapenta
October 5, 2015 at 12:13 pm
Most of these Pentecostal “pastors” are actually agents of the devil and their mission is to expand their master’s (devil’s) kingdom. When they pray for you, they plant demons in you and you also become part of their underworld kingdom. If you look closely, you will actually discover that they are magicians and not pastors. They perform miracles that no one asks for. They keep on praying for same pipo week in and week after and these pipo keep on “manifesting” demons. Where in the Bible did Jesus keep on praying for same pipo week in and week after and continue manifesting demons? These are Satanists. They use powers of witchcraft to deceive pipo.
Onyx power @vampiros
October 5, 2015 at 2:52 pm
Have you ever imagined why the camera man would be the only man standing after the pastor waves his hand and shouts fire
Panda
October 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm
@Onyx power @vampiros, nice observation. Tell me, are you based on the Copperbelt in KT?
Onyx power @vampiros
October 6, 2015 at 12:09 am
Nope
Lamba boy
October 5, 2015 at 12:17 pm
insala nindiminwa! Tabapusana naba muma bus, am pastor chimbwi without a church busy collecting money from da travelers.
Kachana Banda
October 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm
@ Just Kapenta,I wouldn’t have said it well myself.Well spoken.
IF NOT
October 5, 2015 at 1:18 pm
@ lamba boy ati pastor chimbwi ahahahahahahahaha
Respect
October 5, 2015 at 1:28 pm
The Pastor who is selling brooms is in Chazanga near Chazanga Clinic along power lines for ZESCO. Can the relevant authorities come in and put this foolishness to an end?
Maloza
October 5, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Im coming back to Zambia to make easy money as a Prophet. It seems like 90% of the people are Zealots. Here are the products I’m gonna market:-
a) Anointed Pads – reduce period pain & increase fertility
b) Anointed Condoms – no accidents
c) Anointed Vibrators – Its not a sin to m/bate with this product
d) Anointed Bombasa’s – For the spark in your relationship
e) Anointed mineral water – Thirst quencher
f) Anointed Tissue paper – Wipe your hardships
I’ll be a millionaire in dollars in 6 months..
Hello Haters
October 5, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Maloza please hurry hurry hurry, make sure you have enough in stock, because on the 18th of October your products will move like hot cakes, everyone will be feeling holy on that day.
pillar
October 5, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Millers Association of Zambia President Allan Sakala announced at a media briefing in Lusaka on Sunday that his association has resolved to increase the price of Mealie Meal by 10 and 15 Kwacha on a 25 Kilogram bag effective this week.
Mr. Sakala said that the increment is due to high production costs as a result of load shedding.
mj banda
October 6, 2015 at 8:10 am
@pillar Bro, give me an example of that mealing company so that I can approach them for solutions to load shedding?
capitalist nigga
October 5, 2015 at 3:11 pm
Ba Pente bonse nimbwa!
Mumbi Phiri Cisusu
October 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm
“Pastor” Thole is well known for this nonsense with his fellow Conman pastor Kasaka. They ask people to open their mouth for the rest of the service so the holy spirit can enter, where on earth does holy spirit enter through the mouth?
KOLOPA DOT COM
October 5, 2015 at 4:19 pm
Kikikikikikikiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mark
October 5, 2015 at 5:02 pm
Please people read the Bible and follow what is in the Bible and forget the prophecy but the word of God.
T K
October 5, 2015 at 5:42 pm
Bushe mwebantu mwakula bepwafye cilanshita….How do you get healed over the radio?Please even if Zambia is a Christian Nation.Wake up.Bonke and Kolenda healing session at the just ended came to cash in on Zambians by proclaiming …The blind will see,the lame will walk,the deaf will hear.Did it happen.Why did they not hold such kind thing where they come from?These people are just business men.Coming with handkerchief laced with chloroform to make people dizzy and stagger on stage.God will punish them.Ing’anga ati PROPHET very sad.Namwishiba ine cila nkalipa kulabepa abantu mumusango uyu.
umutu bakamba
October 5, 2015 at 5:43 pm
Let these people preach salvation,forget ifyo fyonse!!!for you to go and see a pastor you definately have a bible,read it,it will help these fools.
Kwati like so
October 5, 2015 at 5:58 pm
Ma tactics ya ma prophets same same pf 90 days kikikiki n pipo r still believing……but pazed kikikiki
jenkins
October 5, 2015 at 7:24 pm
What century is this? Reads like Europe in the 11th century. Unbelievable how gullible people have become because of religion and superstitions. Seems science and rationality are strange concepts to Zambians and most Africans in general.
the boss
October 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm
in my opinion i thik the foolish pastor was right mwebanakashi mwalishishita like utu ma house dog,imwe fyonse minti,baka kupela uwakupena ……
ichupo chaba nabene
October 5, 2015 at 9:42 pm
ichupo ngachachupa kuikalafye and call yourself miss independent nangu ulikahule. kikikiki
Big Nose
October 5, 2015 at 10:31 pm
always women why not men 90days pf more women voted funk prophets and pastors more women 18th Oct more women garden of Eden woman mulesulako fimo banamayo
New Educated Zambia©❤√
October 6, 2015 at 7:54 am
Good morning Zambians I have just arrived in United Kingdom after a long flight from Australia. I am very tired. This stupidity can only happen under pf because ignorance has been promoted by the president himself who is known to invite sangomas to state house. So why should this surprise you. Why do you think pf is against education reforms to benefit Zambians
pillar
October 6, 2015 at 8:20 am
Probability
The probability of PF to retain power
is 9/10 while upnd’s stands at
1/10
TEN COMMANDMENTS
October 6, 2015 at 1:06 pm
WHY ITS THAT THE PIPO HEAD THESE CHURCHS BEMBAS SO CALLED PROPHETS AND PASTOR WHY???
chanachabo
October 7, 2015 at 10:33 am
These are just the same as those pastor who are always preaching the word of GOD in big buses at the intercity bus terminus all they need is money to feed their families.if you are traveler you will with me that when these pastors just start their trickery preaching they look thin but after two to three months they gain weight and look even more smart. these pastor just do daylight robbery while you watch. it is a sign of how poor people are in Zambia
chanachabo
October 7, 2015 at 10:39 am
These are just the same as those pastor who are always preaching the word of GOD in big buses at the intercity bus terminus all they need is money to feed their families.if you are a traveler you will agree with me that when these pastors just start their trickery preaching they look thin but after two to three months they gain weight and look even more smart. these pastors just do daylight robbery while you watch. it is a sign of how poor people are in Zambia. jobless,high cost of living everywhere even in villages now it there.