Lets do some reviews on our growing up under the discipline of our MUMS.

1.When there is a visitor at home , our mums would make it very clear that no playing in the house or passing aimlessly . When you go against the directive , the first look from her face saves as a reminder. If you dont stop, the second look would be so clear that when the visitor goes , the beating party with a cooking stick was eminent .

2. When she calls and you answer “eeh” instead of “mukwai”, she would be like “bweee..we mbwa wee..ndimunobe ine? isa kuno, trouble.

3. When its nshima time and the relish is beef or chicken she will give u nshima with soup and when u are half way in your eating give u a piece of relish.

4. When she sends u and u thnk she has forgot about her change, u blow a bit and get punishd.

5. If one of steal UMUNANI (Relish) mums would weep all in punishment even when the suspect is known so that next time you watch over each other.

6. When u havent bathed and she finds u on the counch, iwe kolwe amolu ayo eyo ulebika pa chipuna? ulemona kwati ni noko senge washitile? Quickly you will rush to the bathroom.

7. When shes beating u and asks u a question u dont knw whether to ans or ignore.. ulemona kwati ndibwa inobe? if u say awe, she goes lyk, uleyasuka nokwasuka!? if u say yes, ooops! u re dead.

8. After u hav been sortd u re cryin for over 10minutes, she comes over and says, mwandi sorry daddy isa. u refuse, she takes out the visitors cookie which no1 else is eatin. so u finaly are havin a gud tym nw. otherz wish they re the ones who got beat down jus to taste da visitors cookies.

9. Every time you committed an offence it was like she had eyes at the back of her head mmmmm she be like’ iwe finshi wachita nomba? Chashishita noku shishita ndeku kokola! Wandaba? Chimoneni
amenso kwati nichilya batangisha paku lowa’ …kiki

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