A 17-year old teenager is in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after police officers believed he was attempting a holdup at the Detroit Liberty Bank and shot him twelve times, World Daily News reports.

The guy, Jamal Freeman, was brutally beaten by six police officers after trying to flee the scene until he finally surrendered and got arrested six blocks away, according to official reports.

He miraculously survived the gunshots and beating, and is lying in an artificially induced comatic state. They cleared him of all charges.

The cameras of the bank showed Freeman apparently in full erection while he was waiting in line, and the bank teller thought he had a pistol in his pants.

“Jamal has always had a very, very large penis, even when he was just a kid, his dad had even nicknamed him the Big Black Boa” said Freeman’s mother.

“Never would I have thought he would get harmed in any way because of this,” she said.

Although no weapons were found on the suspect, officials have confirmed that charges for public indecency could still be pressed against him.