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Funny Facts You Never Knew
Butterflies taste using their feet
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the ’30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
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Zambian in Malawi
March 28, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Who can believe some of these mwe fikala? Tell people the truth! Ufi!
Tonga Bull
March 28, 2012 at 8:52 pm
you forgot some facts. 1. Did you know that if micheal Sata had gone to school he would not have been so dull. 2. if GBM used to go to the Gym he would not look like a pig. 3. chisimba kambwili is the most primitive minister in africa.
Gav
March 28, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Interesting staff ba tumfweko
RAYFORD TEMBO
March 28, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Super
chitimukulu
March 28, 2012 at 8:58 pm
snail sleeping for three years????? iliko bad..
GUN
March 28, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Baby’s segment!
sawa2pin
March 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm
So ninshi praying mantis AZONAFYE umukumo ? Yalikosa .so male praying mantis KuBANDAFYA everytime Kagelo kamoneka !!! Iye iye iye !!
Real
March 28, 2012 at 9:27 pm
GIVE US REAL STAFF
Katanekwa
March 28, 2012 at 9:30 pm
A crocodile has no tongue
kekeke
March 28, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Lie. The Eland has been domesticed. In Kalomo ther is a farm for them!
Obama
March 28, 2012 at 10:16 pm
This piece of info. is almost on every computer,mine has exactly this,give us what we do not know.
Copper Bullet
March 28, 2012 at 10:38 pm
@tonga bull, thanks for those facts
F K CONCLUDER
March 28, 2012 at 11:04 pm
SAWA2PIN YOU ARE SO FUN,U MADE ME LAUGH CHEERS MY MAN.
BUT TONGA BULL HIS COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS FULL OF HATE MY BROTHER YOU WILL DIE WITH A HEAVY HEART,JUST MOVE ON AND CONTRIBUTE POSITIVELY
Tonga bull u are very dull all u think is insulting bembas and pf God wil punish u by umulungami
March 28, 2012 at 11:08 pm
@tonga bull na chi plastic bullet u ar very foolish hell is waiting 4 u
Bj
March 28, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Learn to learn. What do you mean kid’s staff??????
ph
March 29, 2012 at 12:48 am
tongabull man of the moment.eesh! burn the bush 2suprise the monkies.man of action is stuck with bbola bbola
abapondo
March 29, 2012 at 12:52 am
@tonga bull did these also know that sata is an *****?
atm
March 29, 2012 at 2:56 am
Another fact HH will never be president since he belongs to barotseland the only position he can get is district governor for Chikankata.
kapuli wa ng'ongo
March 29, 2012 at 3:13 am
Did you know ati the British govt has refused to bring back Broken Hill man’s skull to our country and that HEMCS is almost getting back to our museum?
ridicule
March 29, 2012 at 3:26 am
Would you fellows please learn the difference and use of words. Your illiteracy is embarassing!
“Stuff” is not “staff”
“There is an Eland Farm” not “there is a farm for them”
Do you fellows ever read anything?
Watchman over Watchdog-Galileo Galilei is back!
March 29, 2012 at 3:49 am
I like your comment ridicule. People do not seem to mind what they post. You find wrong words, spellings and grammar. Iyo kwena yalikosa.
Onej
March 29, 2012 at 6:23 am
Tongabull u r an ***** full of sheet in u head. u r just like hh, wembwa iwe.
leon
March 29, 2012 at 7:21 am
OBAMA WOULDN’T IT SUPPRISE YOU TO LEARN THAT LEARNING IS A CONTINUOS PROCES AND THAT SOME OF THOSE LINES YOU OWN GRAND FATHER IS MISSING THEM?
mutoba kongwe
March 29, 2012 at 7:30 am
Ba tonga bull,ibolo!
Master
March 29, 2012 at 8:16 am
@Tonga bull tawakwata amano na Ostrich yakwatapo
amano ukukuchila
Pule
March 29, 2012 at 8:19 am
Please ladies & gentlemen lets find beta words to use on tumfweko. Its lyk insulting has become the order of the day.
PF cadre
March 29, 2012 at 9:07 am
Ba tumfweko it is not praying mantis, it is preying mantis go back to your science elementary books
Ilyashi ilikaya
March 29, 2012 at 9:14 am
Why is it that tonga bul always makes unmatured coments, if hes a politician then he shud nt particpate in such issues,an moreova hes too tribal
1 sabala
March 29, 2012 at 9:31 am
@ Pf cadre no actually its ‘praying’ mantis. The name comes from how the thing holds its hands up together as if it were actually praying.
AHK
March 29, 2012 at 9:54 am
‘……aya ma facts bane aya ma facts…..’
MUNYELO PWETE!
March 29, 2012 at 9:58 am
@ TONGA BULL
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU IWE CHIKALA? NO WONDER YOU CHAPS ARE SO DULL AND ****** SUCH THAT YOU ALWAYS FEEL UNEASY IN THE PRESENCE OF SUPPER BEMBAS AND EASTERNERS! JUST KEEP ON HEARDING CATTLE AND WE SHALL KEEP ON BEING LEADERS AND MAKING POLICIES FOR YOU!
I HOPE THE CATTLE YOU ARE HEARDING DOES NOT HAVE DENKETE! YOU FOOL
Witty
March 29, 2012 at 11:22 am
FACT:An area can only secede from the mainland after it goes to war with it?That’s how South Sudan was created.Zed is a peaceful country that won’t ever go to war…I rest my case..!
CHUCHU
March 29, 2012 at 11:40 am
@ Tomga bull..Butterflies taste using their feet, Tonga bull onfwila kwitako lyaku left.. inferiority complex yalamupenya umwaiche..frustrated tonga bhuuu. baama ndiyanda kunya hamafi
Umu bemba
March 29, 2012 at 11:41 am
Tonga bull, uza kota chiku baba
Umu bemba
March 29, 2012 at 11:43 am
@Tonga bull, uza kota chiku baba
Mindurown
March 29, 2012 at 11:48 am
Tongabull 4real. Ifishushi fyali kuonaula wengo’mbe we.
castler
March 29, 2012 at 11:50 am
@tonga bul…ur a tribalst!!ts a pity dat sku dsnt mk sm1 intelignt,n sm1nz weight shdnt b yo cncrn mrova his rich n eats wel,u shd prcve isuz in a mature way not lyk a bul!
castler
March 29, 2012 at 11:54 am
@umu bemba u crakn me!!lol!mwebeni
Umumbulu
March 29, 2012 at 11:55 am
Ba tumfweko ,you got this from those small bubble gums (chapies)
EVELYN
March 29, 2012 at 12:25 pm
CHI TONGA BUL MIND YOUR WORDS AND GROW UP TAPALILA NGOMA
mama
March 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Ba tonga bull kekekekeke,kikikikiki,hehehehehehehe,hahahahahahahahaha. My ribs hurt. If I were u, I’d just crawl back to my small hole unnoticed. These people on tumfweko are savages, they ll finish you especially now that they know you are a tribalist. Run for cover mate! If they could see you, am sure sembe banakutema kudala na matuvi.
Timmy
March 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Nd rupiah banda bcme 3rd rchest prsidnt in africa in 3days…
one zambia, one nation, one pipo
March 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm
@mama, impeccable advice to tonga fool, or is it bull?
CHINTU
March 29, 2012 at 2:33 pm
so after sex,who picks the head of the male and fix it?is it the female or the baby after its born?
ZAMBIAN
March 29, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Chintu, after the act the female eats the male!
CHUCHU
March 29, 2012 at 3:21 pm
@chintu and Zambia.. its not lyk that now….its Tonga bull that picks the kama head. kekekekekekeke
Summariser
March 29, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Eliko bad nizeeeeeeeeeee.
Corrector!!
March 29, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Ba Tumfweko, what’s your definition of funny??
States
March 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm
One thing for sure is that, this Barotse issue is hot no wonder it has backing by well known lawyers from other parts of Zambia among them being Nelly Muti, Rodger Chongwe etc. The fact is it has legal and political implication and everyone should just pray that there should be no bloodshed no matter what. Another thing is ‘Chimbwi nga alelila naishiba epo ashintilile’ say the Bembas. Leave it to the unfaithful politicians. Moreover there has been a lot of intermarriages in Zambia so anything can happen. Another thing is, never say certain tribes will never rule because you are not God and you are showing how primitive and insecure you are. Mwalishalila, what happened in Rwanda can happen here because of haters who preach tribalism. You should be moving around to understand how all tribes can co-exist not passing nonconstructive messages. God bless Zambia, Proudly Lozi
tonga bull reLOADED
March 29, 2012 at 4:28 pm
tonga bull is right why do u tribalise issues ba kolwe thieves dulliests