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Weird! Funny Facts About Women
We all know women are pretty, soft, sexy, and attractive but have you ever imagined another side to them, a slightly unkempt one at that? Actually, women can be quite crazy; they are capable of doing things that make men go red in the face such as preferring chocolates over sex and so on.
Women are psychologically and physically different from men. They hide age, weight, feelings, qualities, and do things that men have never thought of doing. On that note, we explore some funny, weird facts about women that are lesser-known.
Women always carry their handbags around: Men must have not noticed this, but women always carry their handbags or purses. They feel awkward if they don’t carry anything in their hands. And we really don’t know what they have inside their bags!
Women never have anything to wear: Give them thousands of bucks; they can spend the whole sum on shopping. And still complain that they haven’t got anything to wear. The fact is that most of the clothes or accessories in their closets are either one-time-wear or not even that.
Women don’t bathe everyday: Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.
Women eat a hell lot: When men are around, women act like they eat too little. But when left alone she can polish off a full size pizza. Now, we know why women always talk about food and recipes.
Why women love TV serials/Soap operas so much: We know most of the TV serials look so stupid and funny but women still love them. Probably they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them. Now you should know why a ‘Kabanana’ kind of show was so famous.
After sex women still love to be kissed: Men always feel tired and prefer to sleep after sex, but women don’t. They like to talk, fool around, and kiss each other. For a great relationship, men should take note of this.
Others
-Women worry about their looks while having sex
-Women love to bargain, even if they don’t like the buy
-Around seventy per cent women would rather have chocolate than sex
-Women don’t like another woman to wear the same dress
-Women mature much faster than men
-Women can spend a whole day before the mirror
-Women don’t need sex as often as men do. Sex is more about emotions for women.
If you know any other funny facts about women, please add to the list.
Posted by
janet c
May 2, 2012 at 10:01 am
Women can cheat on their male partners without them ever finding out.
Women can never be equal to men – because women are the superior sex.
A woman is the head of the home and women run the world – however, to keep the peace, women allow men to think it is them that run the world!
Women are slowly but surely taking over the running of the world – the world will be a better place to live as a result
Observant#10
May 2, 2012 at 10:14 am
Hahaha! Janet C, i like your thinking! but it does not work out thay way!
sydney
May 2, 2012 at 10:24 am
Taxis stop for them.
They got off titanic first
Men die early so women cash in their life assurance.
Reject
May 2, 2012 at 10:27 am
Women are a menace to mankind!!!
chilu04
May 2, 2012 at 10:27 am
i agree that women eat a lot
Sarah
May 2, 2012 at 10:27 am
Women are disposables!
Chinaman
May 2, 2012 at 10:27 am
1. Some women love big dicks
2. Some women love small dicks
3. Women love bad boys
4. Women love money more than anything else(including their own lives)
Afric
May 2, 2012 at 10:34 am
Az long az a woman ‘s pussy continuz 2 recive cum frm a dick,sh wil owez b a woman,n az long az her pussy contnuz 2 bring out dat disgusting fluid cod periodz,sh wil neva b capabo of a manz
so jane pussy c yo drimz ar closa yet far away
Dora Siliya
May 2, 2012 at 10:35 am
Women eat a lot that’s why there are more women then men at Weddings and other parties.
Women think less and talk more, while men think more and talk less.
bad boy
May 2, 2012 at 10:47 am
Author, congratulations. You have finally seen what has been right under your nose all your life
Corrector!!
May 2, 2012 at 10:55 am
This is all a bunch of bull…
chimwemwe
May 2, 2012 at 11:00 am
Women never forget a thing easily. So its better not tell her your mistakes if hasn’t known it
tunswe
May 2, 2012 at 11:04 am
1.women are more evil than men.
2.women love money far more than judas iscariot did.
3.women are more unfaithful than men
sniper
May 2, 2012 at 11:09 am
Women cry a lot in bed except holes
Women pretend
Women r desperat 4 marriag afte 25
Women r half men
Women r neva satsfied especially….
Bonkist
May 2, 2012 at 11:11 am
ya ya ya !!
Mwanakazi
May 2, 2012 at 11:11 am
Women are more dangerous than men. Thank God he did not make us the sronger (physically) sex because women are evil.
bomu95
May 2, 2012 at 11:16 am
ati women likes eating. yes no wonder most of them are eat naturalary. even if they are poor
CHUX SNR
May 2, 2012 at 11:26 am
1.Women have biger batocks and rotten teeth coz of sweet foods.
2.women think and react fast resulting in too many mistakes..
3. Some women behave like Tongabull and Bantustan
unknown
May 2, 2012 at 11:29 am
women are easily cheated like it were in the garden of eden.Eve was cheat by satan.
women never think for the future no wonder they like spending so much.
Boyz n da hood
May 2, 2012 at 11:29 am
1. Women ar fuckd up.
I am
May 2, 2012 at 11:37 am
Women needs much attention and they really wants to be recognised.
Uku sefya pa chinyo
May 2, 2012 at 11:43 am
Women like being fingered alot at kitchen parties.
Women cry alot in bed.
Women eat alot coz they want big battocks and hips.
miss independent
May 2, 2012 at 11:46 am
Why aren’t we talking about men coz I think they are ****** and heartless and think only with their dicks. That’s why no man can provide for me coz I provide for myself through hard work
Chulu Buteshi
May 2, 2012 at 11:50 am
1. Women like men who cheats coz they are also cheaters. 2. Women are mercyless creatures than crocdiles and Bears.
Salayandavich
May 2, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Ba miss independence, you provide fro your self thru hard work? Yes but not all. That thing in a man trousers is the envy of most women. Only a man can make you sweetly cry when the jack knife cuts assunder that pussy of yours. You will always seek sexual satisfaction for a man even if you has a vibrator.
Only
May 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm
T depends wit hw u knw ur woman n wat ur relationship z based on (foundation mataz).
O a woman wants z 2b luvd,respectd n heard wn sh speaks. 1 fact
Woman lie wn they r pushd 2 th limits by men. Sivintu
CMT
May 2, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Women are sweet
de lady
May 2, 2012 at 12:22 pm
on not bathing everyday. mwaitaya thats a lie. thats B*** s***!
BIBLE TRUTH
May 2, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Women typifies the weak and evil side of men, as they were made from men. Their bioligical composition or otherwise is representative of mans’
Kay
May 2, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Women ar kind, mercfu en demand a lot of sex at th age of 16 to 49
Mwenya mwaume
May 2, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Women will never be men.
Arghhh@%*##
May 2, 2012 at 1:17 pm
testing
Mano Mano
May 2, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Strange creatures they are. Bt it wud be a dull world minus them:-).
CBU moma
May 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Yo mother is a woman…in case you ve forgotten.
Redeemed
May 2, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Men do not capitalise on womenz weaknesses, you have your terrible weaknesses, and those who are saying women cry a lot in bed, awe tamwakwata amano!
ala bee
May 2, 2012 at 1:55 pm
women are like buses. you can easily jump from one to the other without much difficults.
First lady
May 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm
@ Afric,it’s such a shame that you can alter insults at yo mother in such a way,cause witout the p***y you wouldn’t be in this world.learn to respect women.
RCC
May 2, 2012 at 2:08 pm
A real woman is one who offers support and advice to her man, treats him well, takes care of his children and is there for him in any situ. Of course the same goes vice versa.
$Dora$
May 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm
No woman, no cry.
Mune
May 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Women are smart and will never be likened to men because they always know the exact father of the children when some men will just sit ignorantly thinking all the children born in a home are thiers.
women can keep extra marital affairs for years without a man knowing anything.
Women hold the lives of all men the best person to kill you would be a woman cos you have entrusted your life with her… so men watch out your lives are in our hands.
women are forever organised no wounder they carry handbags never mind what is in their bags might save your life you man.
women are extra careful in thier shopping what ever they are picking..
women are good caretakers of homes,children,men some of you men you should sit back and look at your lives before you married..you will agree that its from grass to grace.
women are good listeners…women are just a handful so watch out men we cant live without us even sexually but we can live without you…
GUN
May 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Why do girls rush to say your mother is a woman when they hear nasty truth about them? Men can cheat on you with your eyes open.
gelo wapa zed
May 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm
lol mwalipena mwema bloggers,youre all a confused bunch.
NGONI KING
May 2, 2012 at 2:50 pm
It is shameful for women to boast of being the best at cheating.
party girl
May 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Women can go without sex forever,where as a man cant do it.Men can not just manage it.Thats why they target maids,mulamus,or even defiling kids if they aint getting no pussy at home.Horny bastards!The whole lot of you can hang!
jmuti
May 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm
There are more women in churches than men
They are good when it comes to christian evangelism and church growth
Unlike men, women easily believe
Women are more likely to be demon-possessed
women never forgive nor forget
They like dating playboys who usually dump them after used
bana mpundu
May 2, 2012 at 3:18 pm
To all those guys talking ill about women, remember your mother is or was a woman so you are just insulting your own mother! shame on you!
Panono Panono
May 2, 2012 at 3:27 pm
A woman can sleep with more than two men in a night while a man can not…
Josef P
May 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Let us not pretend; women are sweet,nice.They are so sweet, sweet, sweet,sweet,sweet….regardless of what has been said negatively about them.A woman is like a water.Where fire is quenched. They are like …like…like…I do not know.They are simply marvelous…But they are not better than money.
AK 47
May 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm
@party girl,u sound as if u have BEEN DIFILED BEFORE,see thats a mens plan ‘B’.Mum was a woman so what? men ar talking of facts about you but you ar ther sunshing thats y u wil never learn more allow men to speak first then come in later
checherry
May 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm
A woman is a good thing God created.”Its not me, but God.”