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Man’s Penis Sparks Security Scare At airport – Mistaken For A Weapon
A 41-year-old world-renowned large-penis-haver has been subjected to a rigorous frisking by airport security staff in US amid fears he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board a flight.
Jonah Falcon aroused suspicion when eagle-eyed guards from the Transport Security Administration at San Francisco International Airport spotted his bulging package.
The well endowed New Yorker was thoroughly searched and even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives after his “very noticeable” manhood was mistaken for a biological threat.
Mr Falcon told the Huffington Post: “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.
“One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘It’s my d***.
“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”
Mr Falcon is considered to have the world’s largest penis, although the Guinness Book of World Records does not record such achievements.
His manhood, which has even featured in a documentary, measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when erect.
His huge crown jewels have made him a minor celebrity, as he has featured on numerous talk shows in the US and has been approached to do porn, but has never accepted.
Despite his interrogation, Mr Falcon managed to see the funny side, adding: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on.”
Officials from the Transport Security Administration have not yet commented on the incident.
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Apple Banda
July 20, 2012 at 12:33 am
Wow! Can he please come to Zambia for the show week after next.
nadia phiri
July 20, 2012 at 12:42 am
the show is really a great idea! very impressive guy. but ma bum short, I think he’ll be raped
mutototo
July 20, 2012 at 12:45 am
Bazooka
shakira wapa zed
July 20, 2012 at 1:32 am
Ali sungapo umunenu!!Hhehehehehehe
Dora Siliya
July 20, 2012 at 4:17 am
let him come sex me pls.
oxmos
July 20, 2012 at 5:27 am
BUSHE CAKUNYENGELA ABANTU OLO CAKUNYENGELA INGOMBE?
Chikundula
July 20, 2012 at 6:33 am
Umuzompinki
WOMAN
July 20, 2012 at 6:41 am
Ichisoka!!! Can’t fit mukabwendo aka nono, lol!
Mature
July 20, 2012 at 7:11 am
I Wonder Y tugelo twapa zedi are so excited becoz of that dick… I think mine iz equally long & every chick i **** complains, imagin my own galfriend advisin me to luk for a sexworkr wen i feel lik havin sex. Its not fair
maria
July 20, 2012 at 7:19 am
Point of correction,its not just weapon!Its a machine gun.One time il get pregnant.WOW!
marie-anne
July 20, 2012 at 7:44 am
IM COMING, IM COMING, IN COMING, OH, OH, OH, $%#@&@, @#$#%&…
G.star
July 20, 2012 at 8:02 am
Zed chicks too much nyele…
knobkerie
July 20, 2012 at 8:36 am
But uyu mambala ali kwati ichi wamba ichikulu zo-ona.i truly wonder how big his wife’s or girlfriend’s pussy is in order to accomodate his mammoth dick.
Umuzompiki
July 20, 2012 at 8:36 am
Bwelani kuno tukunyengeni nikunyengeni tuma gelo twa mu zed twa nyele,I hope u hv enaf juice in your danana’s
asevu
July 20, 2012 at 8:57 am
me have a dick,big and heavy,all the girls dem say dat dey want it,….king yellow man.y hav such a package?
Daile Musopa
July 20, 2012 at 9:05 am
I have seen something bigger than that from someone in Chitemalesa in Chongwe District. When he sits down you would think he has a third leg and every girl who looks at him murmurs wondering how the wife handles/endures that.
jane
July 20, 2012 at 9:07 am
I always tel my friends , Zambian men have relitavly quit small manhoods and even the time it takes…only 2 mins! Boring. Sad.
The girl zigzag
July 20, 2012 at 9:10 am
Gashh!…mr falcon u r alredy givin mi some apetite
snoopy doggy doggy
July 20, 2012 at 9:45 am
mmmmmmm, naine wine nalikwata ubukala ubukulu. so lelo nakanyenga ka gelo kandi iyakumbuyo. am coming am coming oh shit
cifire
July 20, 2012 at 9:49 am
it cant be the biggest, have they measured those in africa, “UMUZAMBALALA”
cifire
July 20, 2012 at 9:49 am
it cant be the biggest, have they measured those in africa? “UMUZAMBALALA”
mama D
July 20, 2012 at 10:05 am
I wonder if tht man can even uz condomz pantu ni size nshi? Nangu ni elastic I feel 4 the wife!
TULANDEPO
July 20, 2012 at 10:12 am
Most of these so called big dicks are like amalegeni ya ‘fwapa’(not very strong) Tafima fikosafye.What counts is the technique in making love and not the size of the penis. A guy with a small penis will make love to a girl all night long while the big penis it will be fa..fa.. fa..poo……..
tomato
July 20, 2012 at 10:16 am
Zwambo!
Lady j
July 20, 2012 at 10:41 am
@tulandepo,wat r u sayin big size ndiye dick,dnt dare ukwisa naka small dick kuli ine nkakaputaula na knife
kajinta
July 20, 2012 at 10:57 am
he should come and screww those gals who think sex is for fun and mane so that they learn their lesson….
dw
July 20, 2012 at 11:15 am
those who have small dicks always comforts themselves with the sayin ati its not the size its technique.lol.aka bwaba ngakanono nishi kanonofye elo utunono twaliba boring.
Wanu Ngwee
July 20, 2012 at 11:30 am
THE GUY IS IMMENSELY GIFTED, BUT THERE ARE ALSO GUYS LIKE THIS IN ZED WHO ALWAYS GET IN TROUBLE WITH DOOR BOUNCERS AT NIGHT CLUBS AT “NAWIWA IBOTOLO!”"
MUNYELO PWETE!
July 20, 2012 at 11:37 am
Let them come and measure mine! I remember hooking one prostitute from C/pit and immediately i removed the wallet from the pocket, she underessed with a speed of lightening! Immediately i entered her, she screemed her lungs out saying mayo nafwa, chifunyemo! By the time i was through with the round, she had messed up the bedings! Thank God it was in a guest house!
So ours is BIG, STRONG AND RELIABLE!
miramira
July 20, 2012 at 11:39 am
ma men ka,impressive.
sweetie pie
July 20, 2012 at 11:47 am
can any of you guys claiming to have large ones come and prove yourselves with me?
i dream of being entered by a really big cock and feel how it tastes
Tione
July 20, 2012 at 11:56 am
@ Sweetie Pie the big cock you envy sivintu. It pains in whatever position you try and no matter how you are lubricated. I ended the affair, i can link you up with the Zambian guy if you are interested.
sweetie pie
July 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm
tione really? lets take this on a serious note
i desperately need one that will make me go wild!
comedy of eras
July 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm
The chances of this guy dying while having sex are very high,he need a lot of blood to have the thing erected hence the risk of heart failure.
THAT IS THE WAY
July 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm
its a blessing enywe
Ba one
July 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm
too much 4 a woman to swallow
The Gaurdian
July 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Bane..This guy has a big dick for a white man but its probably after a surgical procedure..African men generally have natural large thick dicks..
ket
July 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm
jane, how do you know that about Zambian men???? funny!!!
me
July 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm
@ jane, how do you know that about Zambian men ?? are you a whole ??
Baksasa
July 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm
@TULANDEPO. Who told u that size does not matter. Ask any frank woman. Size matters a great deal. If u think small with technique then what more Large with technique. Wila yumfwusha bwino. Women want ZANACO. Big , Strong, Reliable.
Ifwe bonse balatashya.
DJ Saboon
July 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm
What a weapon…..I would love to have such mweee….lol
zambiano
July 20, 2012 at 2:31 pm
interesting…my poor man if he can be humiliated in his own country.. what more outside despite the numerous tv shows he been featured on. His condition is a love or hate story (see ‘taboo’ on natgeo-dstv). And for the women folk its just how you like it personaly. some of us have been called freaks for hav
Mayo Zambia
July 20, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Yayayayaya..!!!Can any tonga bull challenge this man with an elephat task for a penis?!!!
TULANDEPO
July 20, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Ati big cock big cock… size is relative. That chap in the picture mwana kuli ine and most of you guys. @sweet pie if you are serious lets meet at Karahari this evening at 20:00 hrs. I will be in nsaka wearing a black cap and black leather jacket. your pass word is ” Good eveing Papa” then I will know its you.
Polio Chanda
July 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Bravo ZANACO
Mwagunwa
July 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm
nizeeee
MundiaM
July 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Tulandepo & Sweet pie muli bachende! You are even hooking up already just because of this Penis story? Awe sure Zambians and sex, kuti wapapafye!
mavis
July 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm
@TULANDEPO LOL,MUNYELO PWETE LOL,MWALIPENA IMWE BABILI
melody
July 20, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Utuma zambian men tumbi twalisungapo pipe,its not only europeans.He simply happens to be one of the lucky ones blessed in that department.whites have mainly baby dicks like chinese also.tunono kwati ka kumo kandi.
sata
July 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm
u will all be arrested for ponograph