A man from Zvimba was last week given a thrashing by a group of prostitutes after he soiled himself in the midst of having making love with one of them.
The man is believed to have travelled from Zvimba and ended up at Tekkerai Court where he was briefly detained as he was forced to clean up his own poop.
Carol, the hooker, informed her fellow hookers about the incident who then ordered him to clean the whole room and the toilet.
“Why are you calling news reporters after I have agreed to clean your room and you have taken my US$15 without having a full session…..” the man was heard asking as he begged to be freed.
Carol said: “All my feelings faded after he soiled himself while we were caressing and kissing. I suspect that he was using juju because this is my second time to witness such a strange phenomenon and I informed my friends about it. My friends are the ones who called you guys and he asked for forgiveness but we ordered him to clean the whole room including the toilet.”
A lady only identified as Miranda, had given Carol a ‘base’ in her apartment and she led the onslaught on the embarrassed hawker.
“I thrashed him although my friends were sympathising with him. I took the US$15 he had on him. I am going to use the money to buy perfumes and detergents to make my room smell better,” said Miranda.
After the man finished cleaning the room, the door was opened for him and he took to the heels refusing to give the news crew his side of the story. He then scaled the gate behind the court and disappeared. – metro
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Mmmmm! Ili ule lyalilowo,umuntu ukunya!
Ifya bupuba ba tumfweko.
hahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhaaaa, sivintu zoona. Ukuenyela pali sex. Awe kwena lyalilowa iule ili. All the body openings ukwisuka including imputi,all the muscles relaxed umulandu wakulowa. Awe kwena, Limbi nika Janet c.
Ukutemwa amule, mwakulanya!! ke ke ke ke ha ha.
You have put a smile on my face!
Pwii!!
” TUNKU TUNKU “
Tumfweko awe kwena mwalitemwa ilyashi lyanyele kwena. Awe mwandi…
it wz a serious session 4 real.all th muscles relaxed & poop came out. obvious na malenda yalepona…mmmmmmmm.
What an embarassment! Muletekanya bane….
Btumfweko is this what you call news,mwefisushimwe
Zimbabwe and sex. But why
After a long spell of silence, emafi mwingatuletela aya as news batumfweko, ata ifyabupubafye.
YOU LACK NEWS ITEMS.
dint see no news in this article. is it because its from zimbabwe?
Yangu tata eee!!! amaule yamo yalilowesha zoona umuntu ukunya sure??
The begining of the end repent
Sure,the zim have extra-ordinary bams and hips that nids supersonic while corpurating,thats y kulaloleshafyeeeeeee.ke ke ke!
It’s “defecate” u fools!!
Its Chikala you @#@%!
ni zimnyele zoona ni zeeee
Such news is always from zimbabwe. Tumfweko boza. Bring real news
Mwanamfumu and de rest ala mwandepule imbafu kwena.u a realy bembaz with strong language.ninshi aba pa zed tabalowa?
You have started!! tuma news twanu twa bboza
that is awkward might be he had running stomach,he they should have just ask him to clean up his mess and carry his trouble and go rather than beatx him.
Muleke ubuule mwakulanya!
political news awe tamwaba fair, mwaba kwati ba ZNBC or Post who have chosen to pay a blind eye or deaf ear to the evils the poor are going thru- but sing songs of praise for pf-even when it is clear to everyone what is going on in zambia at the moment(pathetic). U love such stories and u are very good at them anyway!
iWE KAPOKO, SHUT UP, TO MUCH POLITICS, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED. IT IS BETTER WE HAVE A LAUGHT FOR ONCE.
Ukutemwa tunku tunku mwakulakolopa muma room.
Muleke nu ubuule
Climaxed and released from the wrong side. LOL
@ Chi-colour
Mwana, whether the chap ‘defecated’, ‘defacated’ or ‘dufacated’ or ‘fonyocated’ or ‘funyucated’, the point is clear! Chikala alinya pakunyenge ule, period!
Amaule nama herbs yabo, Our friend Anya pa Zim. One friend of ours fainted when a Mwachusa prostute from Tz made him go through a 5 minutes orgasm. Imagine, 5 minutes alepongolola fye! When he came to, even his pants had disappeared. Careful!
Ba tumfweko nelyanshi lya sex! Atase! Am fend up mwe!
The guy must be Munyelo Pwete.
never mind, its the process of tombicytosis triggered by an enzyme called nyengesilase which caused the guy to shit..
Ala….sex tayaba na mano ukuti walekesha no musulu ngayafika pa chorus noumfwa no kumfwa uko amafi yalefuma…bane muletekanya sana pa kupalangasheta nangu pakunyenga to avoid ukunya….
I guessed ryt,just looking at the title ,one knws that its only zimbabwe where such sex crap happens,(yawwwn)boring and stup!d
mpaka anya kwena lyalo nga icisali nomba bushe uyu guy kuti aya ku police pakwebati babwekeshepo?
anye nafuti
You have no data. Period. You need tutorials from ZWD!
CLEVER PROSTITUTE: Folks be careful, these may not be prostitutes but thieves who are not interested in any sexual encounters but just trick men of their money – this guy wasn’t even in the act, it all happened while they were kissing and caressing. Did he eat nything in the “prostitute’s” house I wonder?
Alemoneka afikile epo tabafika.mulechenjela mwebantu
bufi
Prostitutes are always not reliable. Unless we learn a lesson as men, we will be the next victims. One love is the best policy.
bad news Ba Tumfweko, plz improve on
Wa shit chikala!!!
ale kaka pamatako pantu amaule of nowdays yalilowa