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20 Things Women Should Never, Ever do
By Mwangala
1- Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense
2. Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.
3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath
4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.
5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.
6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is always sexy.
7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell-to-the-no!
8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.
9. Never contradict what your man says – in public.
10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other woman
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Mr Caliber!!!
April 12, 2013 at 1:48 pm
ndeloleshafye…..
swibo
April 12, 2013 at 2:04 pm
good one ladies take or leave
CK
April 12, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Absolutely!
Janet c
April 12, 2013 at 2:22 pm
5 things men should never, ever do
1. Never allo w a woman to pay on the first date – it shos you are a bith skate
2. Never wear white shoes or a white belt – it shows how kombonic you are
3. never. ever dis-agree with your wife in public
4. Never, ever look at other women in the presence of your wife or girlfriend – it shows a lack of respect and is just cheap and sleazy
5. Do not have long nails – it shows how dirty you are
6. If you have a big beer belly, never, ever tuck in your shirt or leave the top two buttons of your hisrt un-buttoned
7. Never wear tight jeans and tight tops if you have a lufumo ya mosi
8. never do things for a woman and expect something in return – do it out of your own will with no expectation
9. Never insult your in-laws
10. Never beat a woman – you will end up in prison for at least 10 years where you will be sodomized day in day out against your own will
Jack Malama
April 12, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Lol this is a good one.
Jack Malama
April 12, 2013 at 5:35 pm
Lol this is a good one
Munthu
April 12, 2013 at 9:37 pm
Unfortunately for you Janet C is that men are in greater demand than women. We have more women and less men. This factor makes women to compete for the few available men. So even if man does not meet your expectations, he will still marry another woman..
Jackal
June 13, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Janet wanitekunya!!!! i have stopped beating my wife
Chelamoche
April 12, 2013 at 2:23 pm
But are these 20 things…batumfweko naimwe, you have no editor?
Janet c
April 12, 2013 at 2:24 pm
LOl- exactly – that’s why in my post I said ’5 things a man should never ever do’ – and yet I put down 10 things !!!!
Lisa!
April 12, 2013 at 3:28 pm
@Janet c, u hv made my day! kakakaaakakaka!! ulichanakashi!!! I cnt stop laughing to yo comments! kip it up!!
KASABULA
April 12, 2013 at 2:40 pm
I like the girl’s bums. Wow, they look delicious.
Genaro the Analyst
April 12, 2013 at 2:40 pm
1 thing you should never do in my house: 1. Do not tell me 20 things i should never do when you cant even do 1 thing our shariya law tells you to do. Analyze then shut up
Genaro the Analyst
April 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm
1 thing you should never do in my house: 1. Do not tell me 20 things i should never do when you cant even do 1 thing our shariya law tells you to do. Analyze then shut up too!!
Deadly
April 12, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Ba Kasabula,
Bushe mwali testako? Kwaliba ama…..ko yamubiyo ati yali deli….ci..ous. Careful ba wishi nangu bamayo?
talisa
April 12, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Indeed hehheh!@janet hahhahha u crazy
mm
April 12, 2013 at 4:23 pm
@janet c,iyi e boom!! Thumbs up!
Janet c
April 12, 2013 at 4:24 pm
…and I forgot one important thing:
11. PLease always shave your genital area – otherwise you will stink from sweat and no woman will accept you
Beverly M.
April 12, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Janet C, u have made my day.
Janet c
April 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm
Lol – society seems to think only women should be lectured on their looks and appearances – to demean women. Let us also lecture and tell these men what we women find dis-tasteful about them!!!!
tarsitius chilekwa
April 12, 2013 at 5:14 pm
lol
Hil
April 12, 2013 at 7:21 pm
@ jannet c kwekwekwekwe kikikiki pwepwepwepwe u have made my day .
B29 Soap
April 12, 2013 at 7:40 pm
See through reggin why? better walk naked and no 1 will say nakutambila
lulu
April 12, 2013 at 7:51 pm
Hahaha,tel them mwandi,too much tokn bout wmen,hahahaha,ulimwanakashi sana
shady
April 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm
@janet c…..women smell more than men if they do shave their genital areas!!!& da smell is so grosss
Thandi
April 12, 2013 at 11:53 pm
smell is smell…whether puke or not
Weizemate
April 12, 2013 at 9:47 pm
Lol
O jay
April 12, 2013 at 9:52 pm
Strugglin 4 indetity women plz is killn u we lov just d way God made
kakolwe
April 12, 2013 at 11:14 pm
ha!ahh!ah!haaa! Never thoght I’d see the day! janet c & genaro the analyst! You have brought tears to my eyes with laughter! Thanx for this tonic for the evening!!!
Thandi
April 12, 2013 at 11:56 pm
I personally can’t even look twice at a guy’s unshaved underarms and it’s so common with them…yew
Comfort
April 13, 2013 at 3:25 pm
guys shud never ever
1.have the bigger arse( chilesunsha nokusunsha)
2.after shave pimples/blisters and
3.wear bambas instead of boxers
Thandi
April 15, 2013 at 12:08 pm
The first one is irrelevant. U can’t help how you look. God gives those.
Hussen Daka
April 14, 2013 at 1:10 am
janet C where did you see a Man who stints if he does not shave Beloved I wish you would have a chance to be near Me I do not shave down below but you would enjoy being near Mwaaa!
do not get Me wrong your comments are good
Have you got someone in your life? I may get you, you know.
Holy Moses
April 14, 2013 at 9:18 am
These are real issues worthy debating. For Janet, please keep on the good spirit of sharing your experiences as a woman. I have learnt a lot from your blog
Onga
April 14, 2013 at 9:33 pm
Kwena mwalifulungana, @Janet you very right. Most men dot shave muma armpits, whatabt kwisamba? Awiii!
shikulu
April 15, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Sori people. I believe this janet c is intelligent but at the same time would make a good dish for me. Where are you ba janet please, please I want to know….. my body is moving already
ashmail
April 16, 2013 at 4:25 pm
janet c u 4got one thing neva smoke coz u ll neva kiss n beautiful woman
ashmail
April 16, 2013 at 4:26 pm
ba tumfweko they aint twenty wee!!!1
acne 3 weeks pregnant
April 28, 2013 at 3:20 am
Cool blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?
A theme like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make my blog shine.
Please let me know where you got your theme.
Thank you
Gun Play
May 8, 2013 at 11:25 am
59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
1. Coin his own nickname.
2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
4.
5. Name his penis his name plus junior.
6. Hang art with tape.
7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
8. Ask a policeman, “You ever shoot anybody with that thing?”
9. Ask a woman, “Hey, you got a license for that ass?”
10. Skip.
11.
12. Let his father do his taxes.
13. Tap on the glass.
14. Shout out a response to “Are you ready to rock?”
15. Use the word collated on his résumé.
16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
19. Give shout-outs.
20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as “the 411″ for information, or “the 313″ for Detroit.
21. Hug amusement-park characters.
22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
23. Wake up to a “morning zoo.”
24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel’s “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.”
25.
27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
28.
29. Volunteer to be a magician’s assistant.
30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
31. End a conversation with “later skater.”
32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, “What’s up, you whore?”
34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
36.
37. Call “shotgun” before getting in a car.
38. Dispute someone else’s call of “shotgun.”
39. Whine.
40.
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word vagina.
43. Ride a pony.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.
45. Hit 13 against a 6.
46. Organize a party bus.
47. Say “two points” every time he throws something in the trash.
48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, “Wish you were here” on it.
49. Keg stands.
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
52. Put less than 30 pin worth of gas in the tank.
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
54.
55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
56. Refer to his girlfriend’s breasts as “the twins.”
57. Own a vanity plate.
58. Whippits.
59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, “Peace out.”
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