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Drama AS Adulterous Chingola Couple Gets Stuck During INTERCOURSE
There was drama when a married man in Chingola on Tuesday July 23rd was found stuck to his married girl friend. This happened during a love making session which is said to have taken place at at one of the named Lodges( name withheld for security reasons ) in Chingola. Sources revealed that the husband to the lady whom this man used to ‘screw’ was tipped by neighbors that each time he goes for work the wife was sleeping with different men.
This was possible because this innocent man works in at the mine in Lumwana where he goes on a weekly basis and spends days there before coming back home. Upon receiving the tip, he decided to see a witch-doctor who in turn supplied him with the concoction which he happily used on his wife.
On the material day, people at the Lodge whose names are withheld for security reasons heard some noises, crying and screaming coming from one of the rooms. When the rushed to the room they found a man and a woman stuck to each other through their genitalia. Efforts to separate them failed. They then informed the police and the relatives of both lovers were contacted.
Upon receiving the call from the police who advised the woman’s husband to retain to Chingola and help sort out the issue the man refused and forthrightly made it clear that he was not interested in that ordeal. The lovers have since been taken to the Hospital where efforts to separate them have continued up to today. Some uncomfirmed information reaching the news desk are that the lady has passed away.
This is a developing story, we’ll update you on the condition of the couple after our reporters visit the Hospital.
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WITNESS
July 28, 2013 at 2:25 am
Liers !
Jst by yo Name Tumfweko,,that stucking sex scandle happnd in Kalulush & on Wednesday & not Tusday..they were havn sex in the Bush & it tuk them 4days until they were separatd..the man died afta 2days followin separation due to loss of Blood & sperms
Bull
July 29, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Liar, it happened in Chililabombwe and the sex was in their home
Narrant
July 28, 2013 at 3:46 am
May be two incidents, bwana,one in Chingola, the other at Kalulushi?
Manzi
July 28, 2013 at 4:26 am
Ba witness mwitalika & call tumfweko all sorts of names it happebed….ala bane muka mwine nimfwa yacibili tekwesha munjimuke..!!!!
deadlift
July 28, 2013 at 5:16 am
This never happen here in chingola fyabufi.am a chingola resident and I personally went to check at nchanga north hospital takwalipo ifyaso.
bodybuilder
July 28, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Maybe the semen was too sticky.
jk
July 28, 2013 at 6:27 am
Were did he get this medicine I need it aswel.
thesaurus
July 28, 2013 at 9:34 am
is your wife getting nailed by someone else???
chief
July 28, 2013 at 3:43 pm
is you partner nailing some one else. May be you are frigid.
muso
July 28, 2013 at 3:45 pm
go to kasumbalesa and ask around. you will get what you are looking for.
gelo
July 29, 2013 at 6:41 pm
Just go to Southern Province it is called Lukanko
tuntatunta
July 28, 2013 at 6:42 am
@jk ninshi balakupopela naiwe tefyo?u come to lubumbashi en c me….tunta
pshycho
July 28, 2013 at 6:44 am
booza boyi ni ku kalulushi .. lufwanyama 2 b specific COPALA TETI UMBE PE HOME TOWN.
Fault Finder
July 28, 2013 at 6:57 am
This newspaper is for amateur reporters who think they can learn writing by reading other news papers.
Iris kaingu husband to be,
July 28, 2013 at 7:59 am
This happend in chililabombwe not chingola,its just that the hospital in chililabombwe faild to separate them,so thats wen they wer transferd to chingola,believe me u,i was at the same guest house with my partner,infact their room was nxt to us.we tryd to separate them but we faild.
huggy bear
July 28, 2013 at 8:41 am
Ba Deadlift naimwe ya bikeni panshi ati “I personally went to nchanga hospital to check.” Niwebo “mr me too?”
huggy bear
July 28, 2013 at 8:44 am
Ba Iris kaingu husband to be naimwe shinkenipo!
marcelinho
July 28, 2013 at 8:46 am
ba tumfweko do you have editors??? Why do most if not all your stories have grammar and spelling mistakes???
Pull up your socks lads!
zimzim
July 28, 2013 at 10:19 am
I feel am the luckiest man on earth because i have never slept with ones wife since i was born and i never thought about it….
giggo
July 29, 2013 at 11:28 am
first bakamilile thats when you start eating your friend s also.
horny lady
July 29, 2013 at 1:37 pm
You must be missing a lot boi, Zooona zooona you just bonked one boring hole, when you taste a different one you will forget your wife.
I banged at least 300+ ( stopped counting after 300 men) before marrying one, then countinued and bonked with at least 10 fúck-buddies into the marriage, my husband is too weak to handle a real woman with a big clitoris!!
pwetete222222222
July 29, 2013 at 5:08 pm
ci binzi ca ma demon cako.
Angels N Demons
July 28, 2013 at 10:38 am
Its Called Vaginismus Its Not Magic Google It Up
Chineke Wamutatakuya
July 28, 2013 at 11:28 am
Mosts africans are uneducated and ignorant about a lot of things so whatever they are not familiar with is linked to witchcraft even if its a medical condition.In this case its a condition called Penis Captivus or Vaginismus. -
Hate Foolishness
July 29, 2013 at 12:14 am
This African appreciates your info. However, I am neither ignorant nor uneducated.
Dee-star
July 28, 2013 at 11:33 am
Deadlift, y r u denyng am oso a chingola resident n I personally witnessed it @ the same Nchanga north hospital, be wise n dnt dispute facts!
Chineke Wamutatakuya
July 28, 2013 at 11:35 am
The vagina contracted and locked the penis in. The mechanism is described as being a dilation of the inner two thirds of the vagina (caused by the elevation of the uterus into the false pelvis) and a constriction of the lower third by the muscles mentioned above. This then causes venous engorgement of the penis and the formation of a “lock and turned key” situation with the engorged penis being inside a dilated cavity yet being pulled against a narrowed orifice in the attempt to remove the organ from the vagina. The fact there is generalized muscle spasm during sexual intercourse has been well documented by Masters and Johnson.
Joe Bidden
July 28, 2013 at 1:47 pm
Actually Johnson as one of the two researchers died this week. Just to let you know. Nice quote.
Anonymous
July 28, 2013 at 4:21 pm
This is why I do not date female body builders. They lock down on that thing with their muscle contraction and make you beg for release.
Amaka Pa Nchende!!!
July 29, 2013 at 11:13 am
@Chineke, thanks for the effort made,but i tel you what, you cant mix school with magic!black magic ili bad!!ask your grandma,she will elaborate more.
Chineke Wamutatakuya
July 29, 2013 at 1:15 pm
I’m a ‘granny’ of 4 Zambian bastárds, my grandma died at the age of 102 yrs she grew up in Kitwe and never feared witchcraft instead she feared a picture of a dead jew called jesus.
Muntu
July 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm
Witchcraft does exist my educated friend even bazungu knows.Ask any witchdoctor they know this muti.It works and a lot unfaithful partners have been caught.I am planning a cheaters version where unfaithful partners can be busted by camera and not by the African central locking system!
bushmaster
July 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm
Primitive ape!
crazy world
July 28, 2013 at 4:26 pm
It happened recently here in Varese Italy of which an eyewitness (a nurse) testified to and sometime last week in Perugia. On both occasions the Italian couples were taken to the emergency dept. of the nearest hospital where they got medical attention. Believe it or not, people getting stuck i.e. Captivus or vaginismus is not witchcraft.
Matako Ya Nkoko
July 29, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Would love to be captivated….LOL
Alice
July 29, 2013 at 1:39 pm
It is very painful you are better of with a pro sucking on your dik for a few kwacha’s
Engineer
July 28, 2013 at 12:19 pm
So Doc, could it be that the chemical used by the husband actuated the mechanics of the condition you have describe? interesting! It is a press-fit!
Engineer
July 28, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Described!
Monogenius
July 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm
#Chineke
Thanks for the accurate scientific information. It must also be mentioned that some of the causes for this unusual sitiuation is anxiety in the woman (guilt/fear from cheating can trigger the vaginal spasm) and a very hard penis (probably due to pills/mutototo). The two are common in an adulterous sexual encounter. You have been warned ba mambala !!
whizz kid
July 28, 2013 at 4:49 pm
It’s a disorder we learnt about in medical school but I have never seen any cases of it. It’s called Captivus, where the woman’s vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man. This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady’s severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man’s penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled.
Forget the african mambo jambo gorilla witchcraft
the master
July 28, 2013 at 1:51 pm
ba Chineke Wamutatakuya iyoyina vagina fimofimo mwalanda ichitikafye ngawalya mukabene? amaule twalya ubwingi tayatuchitikilapo manje ati the fact is generalized…ukalye mukamwine tukakumone.
Slowthinkers
July 28, 2013 at 4:17 pm
It can happen to anyone, problem here is you only read about these reports when unmarried couples are “locked in”. What happens in married couples bedrooms remain a secret.
You are only hurting your own psyche if you believe in crap like witchcraft.
Joyboy
July 28, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Yea its true.. rare cases.. it happens here in the Philippines too.. the first case is a married man and a married girl ‘made up’ and got stuck.. unfortunately they both died.. they found them already dead.. and the 2nd case is a college student sweethearts making up inside the campus and got stuck too.. but they decided to call for help.. face the shame.. better than be dead..
WISE ONE
July 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm
SAD DEVELOPMENT. MAY GOD HELP US!
MAFUPA YOKOYOKO
July 28, 2013 at 3:42 pm
Ukutemwa ukupopa bamukabene! Just get yours and be content with that, ukupopapopa kulaletelela…. waona manje wayamba kulila…
The virgin breaker or iris kaingu's hubby.
July 28, 2013 at 4:21 pm
Let this continue to happen so that pipo can stop going out with married men and wemen.
wisecrack
July 28, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Penis captivus describes a rare occurrence in heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina. According to a 1979 article in the British Medical Journal, this condition was unknown in the twentieth century,[1] but a subsequent letter to the same journal reported an apparent case of penis captivus in 1947. Penis captivus should not be confused with vaginismus, though a relation between the supposed event of penis captivus and the occurrence of vaginismus is assumed in the existing descriptions.[2]
geo
July 30, 2013 at 8:22 pm
use condom u can,t get stuck
jamaica
July 28, 2013 at 4:39 pm
COUPLE STUCK DURING SEX?
A report that a man and a woman got stuck while having sex and had to be rushed to a popular hospital has been the talk on the lips of several persons at that medical facility.
The report said that the man’s penis had to be cut off after the woman’s vagina tightened around it and he was not able to get out.
Though employees confirmed hearing about the report, the hospital’s administration say they have never heard of such a case.
Reports reaching THE STAR say that the man and the woman showed up to the hospital in an inseparable sexual position, similar to that of two canines that had got stuck during the mating process. It is understood that the woman had to be injected with muscle relaxant by medical staff to release her severe grip on the man. By this time, however, it was too late as oxygen and blood had stopped circulating in the man’s member for too long, hence it had to be cut off.
kizito
July 28, 2013 at 8:56 pm
I seriously want to have penis enlargement. Please help with any ideas . african herbs ir hospital pharmacy
Pedro
July 28, 2013 at 9:14 pm
UKUTEMWA BAMUKABENE BA KUCHENJESHA. THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SLEEP ARROUND WITH OTHER PEOPLES WIVES
chako
July 28, 2013 at 9:18 pm
I have been doing serious pompa with someone’s food, and this story has made me think twice.
the only problem is that married women will sleep around if they find good sex outside their home, and the men should take time to satisfy their women.
for how long am I going to be doing it for him? I am fed up, giving her sweets on his behalf just because he cant last long.
Zyukuwalola
July 29, 2013 at 3:14 am
Please, do agree with me that this story is very false . It is like the Kaonde story of a moving coffin. Before you can tell us another rot like this, prove it scientifically. Ciza uli?
Mbala corner
July 29, 2013 at 7:58 am
Alipowele super glue mu guyz then yaisa ikata mukati.
Chaona
July 29, 2013 at 8:49 am
This was in Chiwempala in Chingola in R-Section opposite the filling station and the Lodge is off Anoya Zulu road.
CNP-4U
July 29, 2013 at 9:18 am
kekekekekekee..
NASILELE MUTALE YAAULU
July 29, 2013 at 9:20 am
YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE MISLED. THIS IS ANOTHER CASE OF PREMARITAL SEX.
PREMARITAL SEX CAN TRAIN YOU TO CONTINUE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS AFTER GETTING MARRIED! THE RESULT IS BAD.
YOUNG PEOPLE CAN HAVE CHRISTIAN RELATIONSHIPS, BUT KEEPING SEX OUT OF IT UNTIL THEIR WEDDING DAY.
WITH THIS TRAINING, YOU WILL NOT HAVE SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE ONCE YOU MARRY.
YOU ARE THEN ASSURED OF HAPPINESS AND 100% CHANCES OF YOU AND YOUR WIFE EXPERIENCING AN ORGASM.
DO NOT BE CHEATED AND SPREAD THIS NEWS TO OTHERS IN ORDER TO AVOID GOD’S WRATH ON YOU – EZEKIEL 33: 1-6
whizz kid
July 29, 2013 at 10:04 am
I D I O T why use block letters iwe chi shimweshimwe?
123
July 29, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Boi taumfwa
Zambian
July 29, 2013 at 11:13 am
I live in chingola and the story on the streets is diffent from this version, it is said that the two were found dead in the room because they forced themselves out
abena chiny
July 29, 2013 at 11:23 am
I stay in chingola kumuzabwela but i witnessed the incident which was not an accident and the two were taken to north hospital but the man was later transfered to mine hospital which is south hospital because he works for KCM.His mine number is 030049…and he is currently out of danger and waiting for drugs at the Pharmacy because he has been discharged.On the prescription there is Ampiclox 500mg qid 5/7,Diclofenac 100mg bd 3/7and Sildenafil 100mg to be taken weekly to be followed by cytotec 500mcg inserting into the rectum at bed time.
lusambo
July 29, 2013 at 11:31 am
abena chiny namukwata data twebenifye tumumpempuleko aumfwika umukaya sana that is why he is not seen pa Big brothers na ku tucalis.
Samuel Musolo Watyakeni
July 29, 2013 at 11:45 am
Umwaume ni Elijah Mugalan uwaku mine garage.
Sildenafil
July 29, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Elijah Mugalan uwaku mine garage cudnt work out the practical aspect of piston operations in human being.hahahaha
MUKWESU
July 29, 2013 at 11:32 am
Kikikikikiki!!! kekekeke!!! hahahaha!!! maulesi
[email protected]
July 29, 2013 at 11:37 am
NO CLOCKING abena chiny namukwata data twebenifye tumumpempuleko aumfwika umukaya sana that is why he is not seen pa Big brothers na ku tucalis.
Ounce
July 29, 2013 at 11:46 am
In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while “almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour”, two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists — Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) — who had personally dealt with cases of the condition “leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom”, which, however, “is so rare that it is often regarded nowadays as no more than a prurient myth”. Scanzoni’s patient was “a completely healthy young woman, married for six months”. She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were “most painful to him and … did on several occasions end in a spasm … which sometimes lasted more than ten minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate”. Hildebrandt’s patient had been married for about a year. Sexual intercourse with her husband had always been painless until one particular evening. Hildebrandt gives the husband’s account of what happened:
He reported that just at the moment when he thought intercourse, which had been quite normal till then, had come to an end, he suddenly felt that he, or rather his glans, was held back deep in the vagina, tightly gripped and imprisoned, while his whole penis was in the vagina. All attempts at withdrawal failed. When he forced the attempts, he caused severe pain to himself and his wife. Bathed in perspiration through agitation, alarm and his failure to free himself, he was finally forced to resign himself to waiting in patience. He could not say how many minutes this lasted, his imprisonment seemed endless. Then — the hindrance vanished on its own; he was free.
mwewa
July 29, 2013 at 12:36 pm
“you will reap what you sow”
Nazrael the Jezebel
July 29, 2013 at 1:17 pm
I D I O T
Mundia M
July 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm
It is a medical condition exacerbated by anxiety, guilty and over excitement in a couple that is cheating on their spouses.
This is more likely to happen due to intense orgasm by the woman leading to penis captivus. This situation is painful for both woman and man.
Try relaxing and resigning yourselves to the muscles relaxing in their own time, if this fails call for medical help.
katwishi
July 29, 2013 at 1:48 pm
This story is common,ala mwilaiba guys
smart
July 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm
You wives please be faithful to your husbands please.This muti is now common in zambia and pipo are using.Be careful.
Oh doctor Im in trouble... Oh goddness gracious me
July 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm
It’s not about muti you dunderheads, it’s a medical condition bakolwe imwe!!
Amaka Pa Nchende!!!
July 29, 2013 at 4:58 pm
You still gat a lot to learn you educated fool!!! your brain cant even way 1gram!! umuntu aba pa bili!! Spiritual and physical and a fool like you only knows the physical part!! ati am educated!! you fool!!wake up and stop dreamin!!
Oh doctor Im in trouble... Oh goddness gracious me
July 29, 2013 at 6:04 pm
ati, “umuntu aba pa bili” i we nipamafifye waba kolwe. Go and insult your stinking motha you bastárd.
rtc
July 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm
CAN ANY ONE OR MORE OF THE WORKERS AT THE MEDICAL CENTRE(S)WERE THESE PEOPLE WERE TREATED CONFIRM THE STORY. OTHERWISE IT WILL BE CONSIDERED GRAPEVINE. IF POSSIBLE LET US HAVE AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT AS IT HELP MINIMIZE INFIDELITY.
l HATE BLOCK LETTERS
July 29, 2013 at 3:36 pm
kolwe
tease
July 29, 2013 at 3:47 pm
GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME
Her: Oh doctor, I’m in trouble.
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Her: For every time a certain man
Is standing next to me.
Him: Mmm?
Her: A flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh!
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
Him: How often does this happen?
When did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing
To the throbbing of your heart.
Her: What kind of man is he
To create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: Oh!
Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: Well, goodness gracious me.
ak75
July 29, 2013 at 3:29 pm
confused
torres
July 29, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Hahahahaha ba jk ninshi balamitombela?hahahaha
Max Mbizo
July 29, 2013 at 7:50 pm
In Zimbabwe, they use runyoka or the African Central Locking System which makes the sexual organs of the adulterer disappear!
Anonymous
July 30, 2013 at 8:36 pm
rubbish
gaius
July 30, 2013 at 5:45 pm
alapila