It is already stressful enough psyching yourself up to go to a club. You have to prepare for the pushing, shoving, hating, screaming, falling, tripping and spilling of K12 drink you were secretly hoping that cute guy would offer to pay for.
With all of those annoyances listed above, there are still additional behaviors that must be avoided when at your favorite dance joint. Let the party begin.
1. Trying to get someone’s life story.
It’s loud, crowded and too intense for you to be trying to get someone’s life goals and background in the club. On top of that, you end up screaming, and might I say spitting all in your interests’ face and ear. Ugh! Ask for the digits, show a little interest and call them the next day.
2. Expecting a relationship just because you bought her a drink.
As much as people love the gesture from men,she is not your new girlfriend just because you bought her a drink. No offense, but that was your choice to drop the cash. Men, please stop assuming that a girl owes you anything just because you purchased her Mosi and ”Michopo”. Would it be nice of a girl to at least dance with you? Of course. But no one is obligated to do anything.
3. Taking pictures.
First of all, there is no space for you to take pictures in a club, and asking people if they could move over a tad, even though there are 500 people here, is a bit nuts. Unless you have a table or the club is semi-full, avoid the photo shoot. Take your pictures before you leave. This way you can bank on your makeup being fresh and your hair won’t have gone wild from the sweat and humidity
4. Standing like a rock in the middle of the dance floor.
We get it: you’re not having fun and the DJ just switched from Top 40′s to a throwback from the 90′s. But not wanting to dance gives you no excuse to stand in the middle of the crowd, arms folded and irritated by people bumping and stepping on your toes. Newsflash: they are here to dance! If you’re not, get off the floor and go stand
up against a wall somewhere.
5. Walking around barefoot with your heels in hand.
Ladies, stop. Just stop. This is seen all time and every now and then, we have peeped girls walking outside with no shoes on. Buy shoes that fit or that won’t hurt your feet and keep them on.
6. Dancing beyond the 1-song limit.
This goes for ladies and gentlemen. Yes, there is a one song limit. If you both are showing interest in dancing together longer, you most definitely have our blessing . However, don’t get offended if a girl pushes away or if a guy mentions how he was to run to the little boy’s room mid-second round tango. Again, there are 500 people in this place. Do you actually think anyone came to dance with just one?
What do you guys think? What annoys you at the club?
By Josh kapata
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BORING!!
NOTHING AT ALL!!!
The club I go to is a lounger with disciplined, beautiful ladies waiting on us offering a variety of wines. Na jazz or soft country playing at the stage. Sometimes we have live bands playing cool beats. Not a Chance of any lout stepping on my toes.
What you have given above sounds like a stampede.
Enjoy yourself!!!
Ine I make sure I also buy him beer, if he buys me one I, I buy him two…just to put him off.
Ba bemba woman nabo.. Uku sabaila!
I agree with Bemba woman, i can even buy crates. @ shipson , is that what you do? Y saying Bemba woman uku sabaila.
Ati I can even buy crates..Naumbi asabaila. kikikikikikii..
Kukolwafye walabako.
As for me any woman who drinks my beer can’t get away with it, ninshi atombwa capwa.
you are the real man
I hate:
1. Barmen who try to steal my change
2. Women who think they deserve to be bought drinks
3. Brats who think they are God’s gift to women and can make a pass while the ladies are apparently in somebody’s company
4. thieves who patronize clubs solely to steal cellphones and money
5. DJs who play only the tunes they like
@ Bounty killah, that’s what I hate too.
some niggas Staring at my cute babe instead of looking for hookers they came searching for.
In your eyes she your cute babe. In our eyes she a cute slut who needs some hard meat.
nice one