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Man’s Manhood Grows Uncontrollably After Drinking ‘Mutototo’

A 40-Year old Lusaka man of Kalingalinga area is fighting a rare condition that he claims came as a result of gulping countless litres of traditional concoction called ‘Mutototo’ that was meant to increase his sexual drive over three weeks.

The man(name withheld) told source that his manhood has been growing uncontrollably since the day he guzzled the concoction.

“I used to have a normal Manhood but what is happening to me is getting me scared. When I first noticed that my organ was growing, I didn’t mind because I thought it was part of the process. However, I later realized that it was growing continuously,” said the man
He said on noticing that his organ was growing excessively, he took measurements after every two days.

“On taking measurements, I realised that my organ was growing. To tell the truth this is scaring me. I used to be an average guy but this has gone overboard,” he said.
The man revealed that he has since approached a herbalist who prescribed the concoction but he was unable to help him.
“Very soon maybe it would be worse and no woman would want me near. What if I die without a family of my own? There is a woman that I am planning to marry this year and how will that be possible if I die or if this thing continues to grow,” he said.

By Josh Kapata

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29 Responses to Man’s Manhood Grows Uncontrollably After Drinking ‘Mutototo’

  1. janney Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 11:12 am

    TOTAL RUBBISH

  2. CHALO LITAKO Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 11:18 am

    Get your ass to the hospital now before that shit goes cabooooom.lol

  3. Lady M Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 11:27 am

    some comments………………awe sure.

  4. Prophetess Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 11:33 am

    People, lets learn to be natural the way God made us. Some of these additions just bring problems. In Genesis Chapter One, when God created someting, he said “it is good”. How can men be enlarging, whilst women are reducing? Umbi namayo bali mupandula, taa yendele for two weeks.

    • CHALO LITAKO Reply

      July 29, 2014 at 11:44 am

      @Prophetess nga iwe waishibe shani ati balimupandula.are you speaking from experience?

  5. Henry kizito makasa Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 11:58 am

    At 40 u still want to be doing that what’s wrong with u

  6. Chief of Grief Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki ati takin measurements every 2days kikikiki tehmamba ayakalamba mukabila ba makaka?Ansoulemwenako chikala!Pantu umwana wangala ku bwamba ta wama nakalya iyo.Efyo tuleunfwa fye awesomeness at its best!!!!

  7. eddie Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    40years ati wat if I die without a family????my 20year old kidbother is now havin two boys mmmmmm wali kwisa iwe. Wake up man. Nxaaa!

  8. Chali Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    Mulomo,ubukala mwala sanguka Cobra kulupako. Go to hospitol for help.

  9. ba luanshya Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    batumfweko bushe anwine uwa kusamba uyu madala?

  10. next Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    @tutu wandepula chikala

  11. voico Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    We need a holiday for men called the Zambian D!ck Day,the Ds seem to be working harder than the owners

  12. monk Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    Monk is saying ‘ just advertise for a woman with xxxxxl

  13. DORIKA Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    Ine ne Dorika, I think I can manage but, panono apo batata, just come to me brother. If you provide a telephone number, I will contact you.

  14. Kamushi Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    insecurity yakuletelela waba banoko insembe mu chinyo waumfwa ka!!!

  15. mj banda Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    problems of too much demands from women who love sex too much, now she should ask the wife/woman to hear him

  16. amashinsha Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    Iwe tekanyafwe kachikala twalakupanga natukwata ifinyo ama size yobe yaleisa twali order yali mu container pantu limbi kuti kacepanokucepa ku ma size tukwete. FF(finyo fileisa)

  17. indian (mwenye) Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    Pleeeeeezey. Wat is wrong with u zedis u are a maeya 12million vs 1.2billion. Just be natural. Kwa sila

  18. monk Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    hav u tried dora or mampi?

  19. DMMU Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    kikikikikikikikiki but amashinsha !!? i like that order. its interesting. you wrapped up my day. let the man visit the hospital before its too late.

  20. Nc'wala Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    Usually big and weak!!

  21. Boby west Reply

    July 29, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    Thats make the two of us

  22. CHALO LITAKO Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 6:11 am

    amalyashi yaku chipinda ayo.

  23. A.jay Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 6:41 am

    His Is Another Boby East Nd We Need Him A Ka Porn For Him Just For 30 Mins

  24. Bounty Killah Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 7:36 am

    Malabishi!

  25. Boko Haram Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 8:17 am

    Fyakuifwaila, umukalamba onse at 40 without a child and using concoctions!!! Typical villager

  26. Continental - Denkete's cousin Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 8:31 am

    Imwee ba Denkete,aah mwaaikwata ba mutototo?? Yes baikwata so baishitisha shinga?? Ba k5 nomba ..ba k5 bailetelela baikwata ba long barred gun instead of ba short fat gun…**** me dead.

  27. CHILANKALIPA Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 9:27 am

    How is it growing? Like french polony? Or Like the Anaconda? You asked for it deal with it foolish idler with nothing better to do but just thinking about what to do with sexual organs.

  28. Relx Reply

    July 30, 2014 at 11:57 am

    Too bad!

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