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SHOCKING: Lusaka Woman Steals Flat Samsung Screen TV By Putting It Between Her Legs
CCTV footage shows a woman stealing a flat screen television by pulling up her dress and resting it between her legs.
CCTV footage shows a woman pulling up her dress and putting a flat screen TV between her legs, then calmly walking away from the store.
The theft took place on Tuesday 16 June, 2015 in one of the stores in Lusaka.see video below:
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on June 25, 2015. Filed under LATEST NEWS.
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Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 9:47 am
WOW! damn! Thats some talent! But let me get a kick out of this…. PF Govt you see how poverty has reduced women to!?
Thats some stunt worth putting on a DSTV Caught on Tape Program! But is this in Lusaka!? Damn!
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 10:05 am
Lol. *dead* The woman’s got muscle equal only to that of an adult female hippo.
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 10:07 am
Yes its Lsk. Looks like Radian Stores Kamwala. Not so sure but it should be. Kikikiki. Bottom power.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 10:18 am
This woman has muscle between her thighs!… just see her walk like nothing in there yet am pretty sure the TV should be between 6-8kg weight. Ah! ine nomba ni dead fye!
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 10:35 am
LOL. Those are skills honed under the intense pressure of poverty. Hubby can now forgo the home loan, mami just bought a t.v. Kikiki. He needs to cherish those thighs and the behind. He should treat them well. Soon, he ll stop spending on food. Ebanakashi bakupa apa, mwebalumendo. Not amafupa yoko yoko without profit. Shonse ishachupo mwalipila, that behind will recoup. Kikiki. Mwebaonda and medium sized chicks market yapwa!
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 12:03 pm
Awe ichi chena chaume! Very resourceful between her legs ha ha ha
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 12:35 pm
@jjb even u has turned out to be nez sure, get some better reasoning please
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 12:53 pm
Mj, learn to see humour in some of these things my dear. You cant take everything written against P.F seriously. He said “let me get a kick out of this”. What does that mean to you?
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 1:32 pm
He didnt understnd what it means “to get a kick out of something” Ubukopo kabili, to him it meant mpanteni!
Guys go for short courses they also help.
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 2:08 pm
Wa ponta mbuya, surely ati ubukopo?
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 4:59 pm
@m.j
Osayopa malume. Niye umoyo koma osaleta NEZ soti polabila. Akamutizimuleni soti. Kikiki.
@JJB,
Lol.you are something else.
You guys should share some mbeba sometime later.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm
Is there anything to reason in this clip!? You PF chaps are really silly cant you see humour in my comments!? Pamatako ka mj. Next time to compare me to that chap
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 2:48 pm
iwe ka @mj banda am the only person in here who is entitled to uku kupontela ever since!!!
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 4:32 pm
Am scared of u mbuya
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 5:21 pm
kikiki @mj banda, listen to my wife she has told you osayopa, she has suggested a boys only braai of mbeba with some drinks!
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 2:51 pm
JJB, what a nonchalant response. Lol. My ribs hurt. I can only compare it to this “all those passing comments on my comment mwaba amatole ukutimpuka ba caatile” (@tutu).
Am sorry. Nothing else came to mind apart from this one, still floors me everytime I think about it.
Pa Tumfweko..good therapy. Lol.
Now I have a headache.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 3:01 pm
Kikiki @Tutu naturally tomfwa most of his comments used to be hilarious, typical case of dark humour.
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 11:08 pm
Moma afuna bul tong (mbeba) te? You are welcome but please no tribalism at my party. I imported some to Johannesburg.
Lusaka
June 25, 2015 at 10:12 am
This could never happen if women are allowed to wear mini dresses mwamona nomba!?
the ruthless fascist
June 25, 2015 at 10:17 am
I hope it ddnt touch or injure th umutokofyompo or tht vertical smile
Hello Haters
June 25, 2015 at 10:24 am
Soon we gonna have signs on doors saying NO LONG DRESSES AND HIJABS ALLOWED, she got swagga, her husband is one luck bastard, all that bottom power on her, am envious of him, no need to spend on cheap stuff like that, when you woman is able to carry heavy loads between her legs.
Lusaka
June 25, 2015 at 10:32 am
LIKE Indians or Mwenye’s wearing Sari’s have been stealing undetected for YEARS & YEARS in Zambia, until one was caught red in the act stealing from Shoprite.
major chileshe
June 25, 2015 at 10:24 am
Mmmmmm she is jus used to insertin things between her legs
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 10:33 am
Ba major we can bet and I dare you, you cant carry that TV between your legs more than 2m! As @Haters said as guys we can only envy her man the only problem is when she comes in bed she’s capable of popping out both your kidneys through your mouth!
Hello Haters
June 25, 2015 at 11:05 am
Kikikiki atleast now people know, when hachileshe is hiding from debt collectors, they now know where to find him, imagine if osama, Gaddafi and saddam had this lady for a wife, they would still be alive. Americans wouldn’t dare search between those legs.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm
kikikiki no wonder he got excited at seeing that woman doing her thing with the thighs, kanshi abankongole nga baisa madam kwimyafye amatanta namfyaaaa… ba Major baluba! kikiki my ribs are paining now!
major chileshe
June 26, 2015 at 12:31 am
Hahahahahahaha crazy nigaz here
major chileshe
June 26, 2015 at 12:29 am
Hahahahahahaha crazy dude
joe mbuzi
June 25, 2015 at 10:40 am
that’s in Costa Rica its been all over the news BBC .daily telegraph etc ..Ba tumweko get serious
Yambayamba
June 25, 2015 at 12:46 pm
@joe mbuzi: I have watched the video you are talking about from Costa Rica. Although both videos show a woman in a long dress using her “vibeelo” stealing a flat-screen tv, the videos are completely different. In fact, if volume on computer/laptop is working, turn it up, you will hear that some of the background voices in the video from Lusaka (on Tumfweko) are in Nyanja, or some kind of Zambian language!
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 1:40 pm
The chap was wrong a Costa Rica video is different though same style, whats worse with Costa Rica the woman carried the TV together with its box! Talk about thigh power.
Herve Stalin
June 25, 2015 at 1:21 pm
Oo? Ku costarica kuli cinyanja na manda hill na kweve?
Vampiro @ ONYX POWER
June 25, 2015 at 10:44 am
That’s the advantage of curvy women not abena @moma who have a 10 cm gap between there legs .
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 12:01 pm
kikiki kapuli kobe your wish!
vampiro@ONYX POWER
June 25, 2015 at 12:26 pm
sorry I meant to type @ liyah. But na bena moma paliba ka clearance. She used to play too much kapula matanta.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm
Ehe! kikiki ati kapula matanta, those days. Ya natukula
vampiro@ONYX POWER
June 25, 2015 at 2:26 pm
kikiki I used to take my time passing through the girls kiki, my eyes were always looking up.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 2:55 pm
ha ha ha uku shumfwa! But my favourite was aka mfisolo! Make sure the girl you eye is on your side then where she goes to hide you are on her heels in tow! Getting a dry kiss from her was a bonus all the other boys will know about it by the following day!
Zee
June 25, 2015 at 12:32 pm
Umm shame someone’ mother
bd
June 25, 2015 at 1:21 pm
I can spend the whole day inbetween those legs.i mean hiding my skinny ass.if a tv can fit so easily imagine small gadgets!
Puungwa
June 25, 2015 at 3:53 pm
Eish this blog is full of bemba thieves,ntolele fye even tvs am getting outa here cant mix with foul mouthed pf thieves,kamushaala kabotu baceta!
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 4:04 pm
Go well.
Hello Haters
June 25, 2015 at 5:04 pm
@ go well, kikikiki, that’s the problem with open offices, you can’t avoid workmates like that, he will be right back, tumfweko is just one big open office.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 5:26 pm
kikiki true mate lyashi lya pa chibwante! That gets tired normally leave others! So if he thinks hes among thieves… well then minus one problem of a potential whistle blower! kikiki
mado wuza
June 25, 2015 at 4:25 pm
mamamamamama elo lyanya pa zed ku wuzakili!!!!!!!!
Chief of Grief
June 25, 2015 at 7:42 pm
Maaaaaaaaaa!!!I personaly cant screw this mayo pantu nku anposha amatole.Awekwena chachine ubuchushi bupa’amano..
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 8:02 pm
@jjb, expect an invitation with respect to that and please remember u ve no right to say no
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 10:19 pm
Yes mbuya I used to like mbeba thou nowadays you guys you ve made em extinct
tutu
June 25, 2015 at 8:08 pm
uuuuh..weeeeboweee…tatamayowe…elo afwile alikwata ama muscles yamuchinyo ayene yene,kanshi nganaulasamo kubafye muchibote dibili dibili nafuti nafuti nankwe nankwe ubwaila no bwacha pantu ubukala kubafye ubwafyatwa pantu Kali too tight..lucky husband
kakolwe
June 25, 2015 at 8:47 pm
As I was nursing a headache, you guys spent the whole afternoon tantalizing about the tout muscles of that thief? Beautiful Moma, & you had to spice it all with ifyatimpuka? What a family to belong to!
Beautiful Moma
June 25, 2015 at 9:01 pm
Dearest! I missed your presence on the forum. I was eagerly waiting for your contribution on this ambitious kleptomaniac.
Am sorry to hear about the headache. How are you feeling now?
kakolwe
June 25, 2015 at 9:58 pm
I am OK! Dear. Just had to have some rest. Felt a bit under the weather though it was a bit emotional. Wish I’d stolen some time at tumfweko, I may have laughed some hurt away. Nice day it must have been! Sleep well my friends.
Judge Joe Bidden
June 25, 2015 at 10:22 pm
We will sleep just fine!
monk
June 25, 2015 at 9:30 pm
uyo mukashana kuti akwibila na ruga.
GUNNERS
June 25, 2015 at 10:36 pm
Kuti wapapa!!!
New Educated Zambia©
June 25, 2015 at 10:47 pm
Very sad that people can only look at this very sad case with a shallow point of view. Our women are being reduced to thieves due to poor economic management by the pf. People are suffering. Mothers are risking their lives just to make ends meet. I can assure you, this woman was not even after that tv but probably is planning to sell it inorder to make ends meet. I cry for zambia. Please 2016 let us vote upnd
mj banda
June 25, 2015 at 11:14 pm
Atiboza nez, stop defending thieves unless you are one of them.
Czar
June 26, 2015 at 10:08 am
That’s Mrs NEZ.
FTJ
June 26, 2015 at 5:24 am
We learnt in biology that between the legs were naturally meant to accommodate any size and any shape. So this is what they meant?
bashi Hilda
June 26, 2015 at 5:11 pm
crazy
Kalyobwele
June 26, 2015 at 6:07 am
1stly…initiative is neva taught
2ndly lack of common sense is dethly punshable
wat an xpat, wat a fool in a woman…a woman wth dat mentalit sh cn buy & sel U off….wat a demon.
4thly….U wil reap wat U saw
wait fo Govt to provide yo nids & U wilb de worst Destitute of our Tym
double
June 26, 2015 at 7:32 am
Bamayo mwatusebanya fwebana.
Nkhosi yama koswe....
June 26, 2015 at 7:36 am
I missed the costa rica clip .. iam worried i have a child there. she is a big girl 17 years … awe chabipa bamayo aba … ifintu tafilibwino .: mbuya afilwa lekeni twesheko aba tonga… ala mwipapa umukashi wandi dora siliya ena kuti aimya ka fun cargo
double
June 26, 2015 at 7:38 am
Ngakanshi ninshi mushalolelekofye napwisha ka corse elo namishitilakofye?
club zero
June 26, 2015 at 8:59 am
Ni ba matero,they can even steal ur shit
crazy kumz
June 26, 2015 at 10:50 am
Yes she is a professional thief and sophisticated criminal would know that she is carrying a tv.
one tim
June 26, 2015 at 3:07 pm
I was just wondering was that woman caught or she went with the plasma.
cludz
June 26, 2015 at 4:01 pm
heheheheh knew that train wouldn’t be late jst had to blame the pf goverment……i wonder wat that guy dreams abt lol
New Educated Zambia©
June 27, 2015 at 12:58 pm
things on the ground are bad.
Obsesver
June 26, 2015 at 6:24 pm
I hav worked in the security industry for years so this has not started today early 2000 we caught a woman with 5big pots it a group call Zambia One so it not new sad that so think its new