‘I’ve No Erection In Extra Marital Affairs’

A CLERGYMAN of Ndola has accused his wife of being the cause of his failure to have an erection each time he wanted to engage in extra-marital affairs.
Kenneth Makini, 51, a priest at Apostolic Faith Church in Twapia Township in Ndola said he has resolved not to engage in sexual relations with his HIV positive wife, Virginia Mambo because she has been refusing to use condoms.
Makini told senior presiding magistrates Oscar Kalaba and Rosemary Muuke that Mambo has been demanding that the couple engage in unprotected sex because he (Makini) has been doing the same with the women he has been engaging in sexual relations with.
“My wife is HIV positive, the children and I are negative. But she has been demanding for unprotected sex and even threw out all the condoms in the house. She has now used charms to prevent me from having an erection when I want to engage in extra-marital affairs. So I also moved out of our matrimonial bedroom,” he said.
Makini was narrating in a case in which his wife Mambo, 41, sued him for divorce. The court heard that the couple got married in Monze in 2008 and has two children together.
“I don’t love her anymore; she has brought a lot of problems in our marriage. I should have heeded to advice from my marriage counsellor not to marry a woman who has been divorced twice,” Makini said.
He said Mambo once reported him to church for refusing to have unprotected sex with her.
“I am an elder in the church, so I told the church elders that we cannot have unprotected sexual relations because she is HIV positive and I am not,” he said.
But Mambo complained that Makini has been starving her sexually ever since they discovered her HIV positive status.
“He is also a womaniser yet he is also scolding me because of my HIV positive status. He calls me rotten. He has completely refused to be intimate with me,” she said.
The court granted divorce noting that there is no love between the couple because of their different HIV statuses. The court ordered Makini to pay Mambo K4,000 as compensation to be paid in monthly instalments of K400 starting December month end.
Mambo who was advised against engaging in casual sex was granted custody of their two children.

33 Responses to "‘I’ve No Erection In Extra Marital Affairs’"

  1. Judge Joe Bidden   December 1, 2015 at 6:34 am

    Yes there is no any other way I would also pass the same judgement. She’s one selfish b!tch she’s forgetting that a HIV negative husband might live longer to take care of kids.

    • Denkete   December 1, 2015 at 8:41 am

      waalandako ifya maano leelo, you have not digressed.

  2. Chibote   December 1, 2015 at 6:43 am

    So sad, the church elder wants to be having sex outside marriage?He knows perfectly well that it is sin yet he even wants support from his fellow church elders. Some churches…..

  3. Jony   December 1, 2015 at 6:58 am

    One of them must be young in the head.

  4. Czar   December 1, 2015 at 7:02 am

    Polepole! He is even proud as an adulterer and at the same time claim to be Church Elder.

  5. Kalyobwele   December 1, 2015 at 7:03 am

    if it were You what would You Do? its a sad story but in the first place why marry some one who has been divoced twice? That’s marriage has lost its essence ….its for beta for beta…nowadays…..life is Neva like that its for beta for eirse

  6. Chisenga malekano   December 1, 2015 at 7:08 am

    The church elder is a womaniser,her wife being positive shouldn’t be an excuse for him to start having marital affairs,the church must also sit him down.

  7. g.cloud   December 1, 2015 at 7:14 am

    It is sad, but no other way

  8. Goodz   December 1, 2015 at 8:25 am

    Ba priest ukulafwaya ubucende.what a shame

  9. NEZ The Tonga Idiot   December 1, 2015 at 8:33 am

    The priest wants an erection before committing adultery. What a world!

  10. Denkete   December 1, 2015 at 8:49 am

    That woman is a killer. Surely, she knows she is HIV positive, but she insists on having live sex. Probably thats why she contracted the disease, ukutemwa live. So muli condom tacumfwa ukulowa. Iwe naiwe Kenneth Makini at 51 and as a clergy you are still going out? It’s better you divorce and marry formally than behind the back door. A fool at 50 is a permanent fool.

  11. Shaka Zulu   December 1, 2015 at 8:57 am

    Kapuli alefwaya alechita ubucende ninshi nokwima nabwima ubwa cipesha mano. Nonsense.

  12. spannerman   December 1, 2015 at 9:03 am

    NEZ walasa.

  13. Ndaje Kakhs   December 1, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Natural protection at its best

  14. Ndaje Kakhs   December 1, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Which prayers?

  15. Karabassis   December 1, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    NEZ I Think Ngate Wiso Ninshi Ni Yama Obe, Wechisushi Iwe, Everytime Ulotafye PF Makaka,2016 Mukose Kuleka Nokunya.

  16. Karabassis   December 1, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Iwe Naiwe Mayo, U Want To Infect Yo Husband? Nani Akasunga Abana? Ati Priest Ubuchende Shimapepo Elo Mu Church Mukashimikila Atishani? Kikiki I Thot Niwe Kampenga Kanshi Niwe Church Elder Polepole? Y Did U Marry Her First? Ayo Malibu Yakuilombela Bashi NEZ,Dnt Think As If u r UPND’s who thinx of exercising on us NO!

  17. ba muntu   December 1, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Ubuchende chikala takanya nechintu chobe

  18. IF NOT   December 1, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Women are capable of stopping an erection.

  19. Soapie Addict   December 1, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    This Christian nation Yaba!

  20. mwimwana   December 1, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    NEZ bwafya nshi wakwata? Everything that happens has got something to do with pf or lungu. Talk about the real issue man

  21. Tola Pound   December 1, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    Ba tumfweko I can’t see my comments why?

  22. Nomopf   December 2, 2015 at 2:25 am

    Kikikiki namashina yene. Ati Tola Pound iwe ninshi kano bakweba taulemona. You just posted a comment you cant see it. Just hit the nail on the head man

  23. jayd   December 2, 2015 at 2:57 am

    Useless church elder,it is just a name like elder HH

  24. Driff   December 2, 2015 at 8:16 am

    Ba NEZ U Shud Blame U Parents 4 Yo Igenorance Hw Cn Ubuchende Bwa Muntu,uku Kanaima Kwa Bwamba Bwakwe No Kulwala Akashishi Kwaba Kashi Bakwe Be Connected 2 The Pf Nd President Lungu.Mule Landako Ifikwete Amano Na Party Yenu Efyo Ilushila Mweba Kopo Mwalichilamo.

  25. J. CHiiiKALI!   December 2, 2015 at 9:53 am

    A Clergy man Sex outside marriage, awe a Man of God can do without sex, u jst continue Preahng the word,,,,

  26. Herve Stalin   December 2, 2015 at 10:04 am

    sometimes I wonder what bible some clergy men read. this was not a marriage. the two were just committing adultery. you can not marry a divorcee.

  27. @MED   December 2, 2015 at 11:20 am

    A retrograde way of thinking, and typical of Generalized Anxiety Disorder patients. Never seen such kind of thinking. I think almost all overly excited people from a certain party need to be checked upstairs,because…….
    Honestly, what does SEX have to do with PF(am not PF)?

  28. Muso   December 2, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    Having consential sex is not a crime. What is not a crime cannot be a sin either! Carry on Pastor. It is alright.

  29. Poland   December 3, 2015 at 10:53 am

    @ NEZ u are very childish, u cant debate issues without mentioning pf. Loosing u are loosing next year whether u like it or not and that will be the end of upnd.

  30. Muso   December 4, 2015 at 8:49 am

    We pray that the good Lord forgives this pastor who quickly forgot his marriage vows that “…i will love and cherrish you until Aids to us part…”.

  31. Muso   December 4, 2015 at 8:49 am

    We pray that the good Lord forgives this pastor who quickly forgot his marriage vows that “…i will love and cherrish you until Aids do us part…”.

  32. EPICARUS   December 5, 2015 at 8:07 am

    NEZ is simply a professional attention seeker,hope everyone sees him like that.Probably has a political ambition that failed to materialise.