Stop calling me early in the morning, it is a weekend, let me attend to my wife. I have to cook breakfast for her, she likes to sleep longer on Saturdays. You should also stop calling me at night, unless you want to give me K5,000 for the Weekend not to talk about unsubstantiative political individuals.

TAYALI THE MARRIED MAN – FAMILIES MUST COME FIRST!

EEP – ICHALO BANTU!

ZAMBIA MUST BE OWNED BY ZAMBIANS!