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Mike Tyson Sex Change Operation ‘a Complete Success’, Say Surgeons
Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.
Tyson
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.
Newsbiscuit.com
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Ndora N$hiliya
December 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm
CHIZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Democrat
December 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Jeeeeeeeeeesus!! Yesu bweleni mwise muume bashetani defying nature.
Mundiya Wakuluna
December 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Hey, is this nigga now suffering from cancaniosis, disease of the brain from punches ?
Mundiya Wakuluna
December 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Geeeeeeeze like, Mwine munshi can you please intervene in this matter.
MANLOOK
December 8, 2012 at 4:02 pm
AWE BA TYSON NOMBA BAPENA TAKULI ABAKUBAFWAYA
Muntu Na Muntu
December 8, 2012 at 10:15 pm
I wish I didnt read this rubbish
padre shikofu
December 8, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Ala!!! Ati alefwaya uku kwata ichinyo
William
December 8, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Is this even real?
Control Tower
December 8, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Aba bayama nubuwelewele bwabo tabwakapwe! Ukupwa kwa chalo
Mulenga Ng'uni
December 8, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Tata lesa wishi wakwa abraham! Ichalo chapwa.
levy
December 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Poor you tyson we are not suprised with thi acts
keo
December 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm
mad satanist
james
December 8, 2012 at 4:29 pm
He was the man of all men. Fool
aon
December 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
This idoit is nuts!!!
[email protected]
December 8, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Illuminati is makn pipo mad…..
Dass
December 8, 2012 at 4:41 pm
SO HE IS A WOMAN lol
CRC
December 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm
American is a devil,including the president anything to admire about America,tyson is a satanist
Bantustand
December 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Tyson is really carzy in the head… twisted. Those who change sex do not have ovaries and uterus… Uterus and ovaries are essential for menses…Pipo do not be confused by this odd article.. what was made is just an opening, not a vagina.
Its not a cutting off the penis or making that opening that makes Tyson a woman…its the whole person…Tyson still has a prostate…his is still a man!!
only dunderheads belived this bullcrap
December 9, 2012 at 6:58 am
WE have proof right here that most Zambians are dunderheads! Just look ate the comments above except from THE TRUTH, mc,Herdia, Narrant, ALANGAZI WANU, Dace Mawaro, tumfweko needs to grow some balls… the rest are idiots!
Aminata
December 8, 2012 at 5:24 pm
The Doctors who did the surgery must be Satanists too, with Satanic powers. God have mercy on us, we need your intervention.
umupondo
December 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm
christian point of view, the world ilimukupwa
Mutototo 2
December 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm
This story was published by a satirical website-it’s a hoax! A few people who were with him a few days ago confessed.
NZINYONGA
December 8, 2012 at 5:49 pm
No mata wat NO hard feelings for him!
Fung
December 8, 2012 at 6:23 pm
lol alefwaya ICHINYO too bad, man those things look terribly ugly. IFIYO ({})
FETUS IN FETU
December 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Why can’t he just die? The crazy nigga was just recently pronounced bankrupt now buying a permanent lCHINYO will benefit him how? Is this the development we cry for which upsets God? Lesa somene!!!!!
kakolwe
December 8, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Tumfwe kulabwino. Tyson was giving pep talks to youth 2 days ago. This was a hoax. Plz, we havesimple minded bloggers who believe everythng you say, so kindly analyse & investigate further before posting. Others will insult even God coz of your carelessness. UBUBIII
Tabuley
December 8, 2012 at 7:37 pm
But Mike Tyson lishilu, he thinks he will be making money for being tombad in his CHINYO or work as a prostitute to feed his broke ass! Anso alefwaikwa ukumutunga mumputi and a chi big RUGA mu chinyo akalapile chikala.
April Fool's day is 4 Months Away!
December 8, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Imwe ba Tumfweko Please wake up and be serious!
Higher Taller
December 8, 2012 at 7:59 pm
The website from Which tumfweko picked this story namely Newsbiscuit is known for Parody and Spoof news. Get a fulltime Editor to work on your umfweko to avoid such embarrassments
THE TRUTH
December 8, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Mike Tyson
‘Feeling Great’
After Neck Surgery
Mike Tyson tells TMZ he “feels great” following a recent neck surgery … and despite the gnarly scar on his neck, Mike says he should be back to normal in just 3 weeks.
Tyson turned heads (not his own) when he showed up to a media event in Vegas this weekend sporting a neck brace. The former champ reportedly had titanium pins put in his neck to add support to a degenerative disk.
Tyson’s rep tells us, “Its a very common surgery, especially for athletes.”
The rep adds, “He feels great … just has to wear the neck brace to keep everything stable for the next 3 weeks.”
By then Tyson should be able to resume his usual activities … which we imagine involves wrestling tigers and crushing cars with his bare hands.
Kk
December 8, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Nicisatanist!
kk
December 8, 2012 at 8:47 pm
THIS IS NOT TRUE
Sillyman Jelly
December 8, 2012 at 8:58 pm
This is sataire it is not true it is all a big joke!
Sillyman Jelly
December 8, 2012 at 9:01 pm
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Sillyman Jelly
December 8, 2012 at 9:07 pm
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furaha chuma
December 8, 2012 at 9:08 pm
It is shameful to all Africans no matter tyson to be an American!!!!
furaha chuma
December 8, 2012 at 9:09 pm
shameful to all africans!!
furaha chuma
December 8, 2012 at 9:11 pm
crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave mawaro
December 8, 2012 at 9:15 pm
The problem is that some people who take you seriously will believe such ****** stories nd go spreading them as truth which I is quite sad. Plz be a bit seriously in you work . All u need to do is google Mike Tyson nd u will discover all the latest about him. the gentleman was yesterday lauching the Mike Tyson Cares Foundation nd u r busy bushiting him. Real poverty of the mind. Kwati ni PANO ISONDE bafikala very primitive matole yenu.
THE TRUTH
December 9, 2012 at 6:44 am
lol……they are not called dunderheads for nothing.
[email protected]
December 8, 2012 at 9:17 pm
this fuk wana make monie from his fuking nini coz hs bankrupt
ALANGIZI WANU
December 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm
I regret having openned your Tumfweko website. Forgive me Lord
ALANGIZI WANU
December 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm
I went on net just to confirm if the story is true but couldnt get anything.
My fellow readers,lets think.
Tumfweko needs to grow some balls
December 9, 2012 at 6:49 am
tyson had a neck surgery, not sex change. Tumfweko relies on stories from other websites whether there are true or false.
Tyson is a real man who loves women, he can never go for a sex change. Tumweko needs to grow some balls.
Tree
December 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Now Tyson who will be the Daddy to your chidren? Or is it that your children will have two mothers?
paul
December 8, 2012 at 11:03 pm
sign of the end
Narrant
December 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Ba Tumfweko: you have been had! Such news had it been true would have been on every media outlet; bbc, voa, new york times, znbc, etc.
Bana d
December 8, 2012 at 11:45 pm
Wht kind of nonsense is ths?nobubi bonse bakwata ba mike sure,ninani ukabafwaya?
✈ OMG ✈
December 9, 2012 at 7:44 am
Mike Tyson would probably throw up or spit in your ugly face, kolwe iwe. Waba “chishomeka” chamenshi yekayeka nobulowe tamwaba.
Herdia
December 9, 2012 at 2:20 am
this is not true tyson was on CNN not too long ago and he is the same married with kids. timfweko you are something else
mc
December 9, 2012 at 3:13 am
ba tumfweko ifyamba mulekeke mwaumfwa!where did you dig up this crap!
IRON MIKE
December 9, 2012 at 7:01 am
everyone who belived in this bullshit is an *****!
IRON MIKE
December 9, 2012 at 7:01 am
everyone who belived in this bullshit is an I D I O T
IRON MIKE
December 9, 2012 at 7:30 am
from what i can analyze from the comments, most bloggers here are very dull.
Even monkeys are smarter than dunderheads who wait for a “muzungu GOD” to come and show them how to use their brains.
seriously…comments like..
- “Jeeeeeeeeeesus!! Yesu bweleni mwise muume bashetani defying nature”
- ” sign of the end ”
- Wht kind of nonsense is ths?nobubi bonse bakwata ba mike sure,ninani ukabafwaya?
-Now Tyson who will be the Daddy to your chidren? Or is it that your children will have two mothers?
CANNOT COME FROM INTELLIGENT PEOPLE.. HIGH TIME YOU DUNDERHEADS REALISED THAT YOU ARE VERY DULL
Concerned Citizen
December 9, 2012 at 8:08 am
Dear Editor,
Please advise what processes your team has in place to verify information before it is published?
Thank you,
Concerned Citizen