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KITWE Man USES Bulb In SUICIDE Bid

A 37-YEAR-OLD man arrested for assaulting his girlfriend shocked his cellmates at Kitwe’s Riverside police station when he swallowed pieces of broken glass from a light bulb to commit suicide.
Copperbelt deputy commissioner of police Milner Muyambango confirmed the incident in an interview in Kitwe Tuesday 11/22.

He named the suspect as Great Banda who was arrested on Sunday 11/20 for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend.
“We arrested this man because he assaulted his girlfriend. This man beat the woman, as usual the girl reported him to us and the police decided enough is enough and arrested him but while in a police cell he got a light bulb, broke it and swallowed the pieces ,” Mr Muyambango said.
He said Banda allegedly resisted to go to hospital but police officers on duty forced him to seek medical attention.
“His relatives could not take him to hospital because he is a violent man. We had to move in and take him to hospital. He was checked, the doctors did not find anything. We don’t know whether they melted inside or what. We equally don’t know the motive of swallowing the pieces of the bulb,” he said.
Banda has been released on bond.

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48 Responses to KITWE Man USES Bulb In SUICIDE Bid

  1. Tione

    November 24, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Ba Banda sure mwadabwisa bantu, your relatives, Rupiah, William, James, Nenani, etc, are in serious allegations than yours but they are still holding on to dear life. Grow up and face the consequences.

  2. incredible

    November 24, 2011 at 8:57 am

    we dont know if they melted or what?ba bujuu,glasses melting ka?by digestion??????????

  3. Kyle

    November 24, 2011 at 9:13 am

    only a demon possessed would enigmatically self-inflict… pastors, bishops and prophets; there’s a job – it aint always the pulpit.

  4. yaba!!

    November 24, 2011 at 9:18 am

    what a GREAT fool

  5. wapyamunzi

    November 24, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Buju!!!! awe mwandi…Grass melting??U could have given banda a lope,its like adyela maningi.

  6. African gal

    November 24, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Let him die who cares,i hate guys who assault deffenceless woman

  7. African gal

    November 24, 2011 at 9:22 am

    i hate guys who hate deffenceless women

  8. swt k

    November 24, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Mukakeni Shetani!!!!!!!!!!! he doesn’t think.

  9. Cj.com

    November 24, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Sure sure sure abanda,olo bruce lee anakamba ati uzasheta ma glasses noti iyi stylo,mufana kuyenda ku hell nama glasses yachani kulibe ma wine kulya

  10. Electric bulb

    November 24, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Let the bastard hang itself by its balls till pronounced dead! Who needs it? Even relatives fear the wild beast`s violence.

  11. Littlemonde

    November 24, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Its happening again a mare b/friend beating da g/friend that bullshit, ladiez try by all means to get a normal man, not these wild animals you enjoy. I thank God for giving me a decent man.

  12. Fifty85

    November 24, 2011 at 10:07 am

    ati ba ‘great eish’ u coward bastard!beatin up a girl aint right u swine!

  13. Smart g

    November 24, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Pipo mst be serious with lif nd kno hw to trit ladies in a relationship,y bit ur dudy sure?

  14. Monk Sq Analysis

    November 24, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Someone swallows pieces of glass and you find nothing! How can glass melt in the stomach!

  15. fekam

    November 24, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Maybe He was detained without been given food and was very hungry. No problem since they were digested He qualifies to be called a Professor and should be Given a PHD in bulb digestions.
    Another meal has been discovered

    Ladies enjoys rough guys. They generally say its sweet when a man is rough than been much romatic

  16. THE CRYING FREE MAN

    November 24, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Ifyanakashi ifisuma kuno ku kitwe fyalitemwisha luxury, fiya ku ma svages ama Jerabo ati pantu balakwata tikki, filekana abaume abatuntulu ati tabakwatakwata, fi maule, ba Banda you should have used the Glass to slice off your *****’s breasts not ukumina!!

  17. HK

    November 24, 2011 at 10:28 am

    iwe chikala join boxing if you want to be a fighter. ule kwata amano. laying fingers on a lady? thats not sexy.

  18. Mbuli Mbuju

    November 24, 2011 at 10:42 am

    A glass melting? We have a new einstein in Zambia people. Let the buju explain this theory to the world.

  19. kaya mwe

    November 24, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Glass melting??? balina serious kwati balelanda ifwamano, if banda wants to go let him go wat is he still waiting for. let him do wat plzes him naimwe mulechusha.

  20. roro

    November 24, 2011 at 11:16 am

    sum pipo r silly and possessed,tht man is dangerous and needs prayers

  21. Muzezwa

    November 24, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Mwami nanga gilasi ingasungunike bwanji mumala mwami? kapena inspector mwami anamu wazamula anso na acid mumimba mwami kuti imusilize.haahaah drama

  22. kondwani

    November 24, 2011 at 11:30 am

    hahahaha. abo bachipuba— GREAT CHIPUBA kwati ni lunshi pamafi yaku chipata. Anadya tungstern Banda chipuba the great.

  23. AKRRAL

    November 24, 2011 at 11:56 am

    HE HAS SEEN HIS LIFE,IS NO VALUE
    NO OTHER LIFE AFTER DEATH

  24. uncircumcised William

    November 24, 2011 at 11:56 am

    MY UNGREATFOOL BANDA, THOZ GLASSES U SWALLOWED WILL TEAR YO ANUS/BACKSIDE APART WEN DEFAECATING… UZAKALILA IWE

  25. janet c

    November 24, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Banda must have crocodile-like or hyena-like digestive juices! A Banda mwewo – ku-sheta glass shuwa!! Mwa sebanya banja – hmmm, how can those silly doctors find nothing.

  26. thought

    November 24, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    the glass pieces couldnt be seen coz they were chewed before being swallowed. besides, doctors didnt have a machine that could detect small and less dense particles like glass.common detectors can pick things in the body based on density eg x-ray and heat distribution for thermal scanners. there is nothing strange about this people.

  27. Wezzy

    November 24, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    We have something NEW in science ka…thin bulb glass melting hehehehe! Probably they didnt even do an ex-ray…he was just examined by checking if he had a cracked throat lol

  28. Smart g

    November 24, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Lord help us

  29. ryan

    November 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    yaba mambala wachiwa…….pali gelo fye….

  30. ryan

    November 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    mambala ga wali fwa…..

  31. realist

    November 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    melting glass ili bad. did the policeman finish grade nine sure pwahhahahaahahah! u have made my day yaba

  32. Anhtropologist

    November 24, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Mwanyike uli wa life ya bupuba,Elo abena Banda uno mwaka mwa perfoma,mwalalya nama glass.Nayo impolyo ati ama glass yasugunika.Ubututu bwa ku chipata eubu ba glorious band baimba.

    Bambuli mwila puma utukashana.Do you not know what it means to love a girl?Make your girl feel she is an angel.I know women can be very annoying at times but it’s better you leave and cool down by say taking a walk,then go back and say i didn’t like that,she will never hurt you the same way again.Mumbwe iwe

  33. Gee

    November 24, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Failed to read the rest of the comments, number 1 just really cracked me up. Tione, lol! Too funny!

  34. Malunga besa

    November 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    In Yugoslavia, its custom for beer drinkers to break tumblers, chew them and swallow the glass and continue celebrating. It is as common as drinking water, don’t feel sorry for him.

  35. Mother

    November 24, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Arrogance does not help, the guy is a problem to his girlfriend, relatives and the cell mates he refuses to live with them, now even the swallowed bulb has disappeared from his stomach mwaice uzankala na ndani? shame!

  36. bwalya

    November 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    NO wonder he is called GREAT BANDA,how can you beat up a woman and then of things decide to break a bulb and swallow hoping to die? Only God can say when your day of dying has come So now the police shud charge him with breaking government property and assault.
    Bushe what is wrong with the BANDA name?

  37. DJ Stevol & Doc Sayo chikaya 98.5 fm

    November 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    The man is demonic possessed and he needs total deliverance.he is not human. Govt shud mek sure dat o doz engaged in gender based violence are put 2 book since de bill has finally been enacted

  38. RB Almost Sold the Entire ZED had IT NOT BEING FOR ME & MY WIFE's VOTE

    November 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Mulopoleni ifikoti uyo muntu; ala twanaka nankwe!

  39. dippleluv

    November 24, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    chakupapushya

  40. B52

    November 24, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    You remeber the movie “Gilgameth”? This is part two. Easterners smoke too much fwaka ya chimuna even behind bars!

  41. Govt of Monkeys in a Maize Field

    November 25, 2011 at 1:30 am

    Police System errors

    1.Police had to wait till ‘enough was enough’

    2.Police ‘forced’ him to go to hospital

    3. Released without ascertaining where he was going.

  42. Kas

    November 25, 2011 at 7:44 am

    Uzifakako nzelu, uzipanga upomdo palimukazi wako but kujele uyopa, ufuna kuzipaya weka. U shud even change cause u suposed be a dead man. Amo ukulamba chikala chobe!

  43. The Vendor himself

    November 25, 2011 at 7:56 am

    “Great Banda” Neshina line, can you do sensible things with this kind of a name surely?

  44. mwila

    November 25, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Ba anthropolygist mwa lasa.

  45. mwila

    November 25, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Since when Melting….????? it was jst one way of trying to escape police custody simple

  46. Tripoli

    November 25, 2011 at 9:50 am

    GOOD IDEA MR BANDA TRY SOMETHING ELSE SHOW THEM THAT YOU CAN COMMIT SUCIDE YOU ARE A HERO MWANDI KEEP IT UP

  47. Nicole kayz

    November 25, 2011 at 10:16 am

    we are living in a wicked world!!God how us live according to your ways

  48. SEKO PONOKE

    November 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

    This is amazing!! Pieces of glass “melting” in da stomach?? Impossible! Glass completely melts/liquifies at approximately 1400 °C to 1600 °C depending on the composition of glass. How possible is it for the normal human body temperature of 37°C to melt da glass. The badger could have used energy saver lamp which has mercury coating.

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