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SATA Welcomes ‘DEPORTED’ Monkey Which URINATED At RUPIAH’s Face At STATE HOUSE
REPUBLICAN President Michael Chilufya Sata is today Saturday 11/26 expected to welcome back state house animals which were ‘deported’ by then republlican president Rupiah Banda from State house.
The Zambia Wildlife Authority (ZAWA) are expected to deliever the animals to Mr Sata at state house today.
ZAWA was ordered to remove animals from state house by Rupiah Banda after a monkey urinated on his face in front of Live Television, diplomats and journalists.
On Wednesday 24 June, 2009, a monkey urinated on then Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists outside his former State House offices.
The embattled former president softly shouted: “You have urinated on my jacket,” and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.
“I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata,” he joked, referring to then opposition Patriotic Front (PF) leader Michael Sata, who defeated him in this year’s elections.
“Perhaps these are blessings,” he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats.
There are also many species of antelope and birds in the State House grounds in Lusaka.
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on November 26, 2011. Filed under LATEST NEWS, NEWS.
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Dadi
November 26, 2011 at 10:59 am
Wise monkey. Excellent foresight.
Juggler
November 26, 2011 at 11:02 am
aah… Kani tundila! Kekekekeke
Bwezani Banda
November 26, 2011 at 11:04 am
‘Anitundila’
juggler
November 26, 2011 at 11:06 am
wat a way to be baptised!
atm
November 26, 2011 at 11:08 am
Sembe kanamunyela che
Juggler
November 26, 2011 at 11:13 am
And the monkeys are demanding that a commission of inquiry be set up to probe their unceremonious eviction! First 2 b summoned for questioning is his Bweziness
P-BOY
November 26, 2011 at 11:16 am
indeed dadi, the monkey’s behavior was somehow a very brilliant prediction about the future in which we are in today.it was a clear indication that RB was disliked even by the animals…
sicilian
November 26, 2011 at 11:17 am
that was dora in a monkey…mama chisusu!
kabwe
November 26, 2011 at 11:19 am
Shame on RB!More to come.
dora
November 26, 2011 at 11:21 am
He wz lucky nga kalimunyelafye
Zambian Lad
November 26, 2011 at 11:22 am
…An equiry must be lauched on the deportation.
Chikalabwamba
November 26, 2011 at 11:26 am
umunani
tomato
November 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
Commissiond of inquiry to be instituted to probe why the monkeys were deported fro plot 1. commission to be chaired by Chanda Chimba 3 and Humphrey Siulapwa
Solo
November 26, 2011 at 11:32 am
I hope Sata will not feast on the animals more especially that he is Bemba and monkeys are a delicate to bembas. Advice to ZAWA is that they should count all the monkeys including those unborn just to prevent someone from feasting on them. kekekekeke
Spectator Kalaki
November 26, 2011 at 11:47 am
Your headline missed an opportunity. Why not ‘Monkeys are back in State House’?
Thandiwe
November 26, 2011 at 11:54 am
The monkeys shud b happy 2 get bak 2 plot 1 especially the 1 wich caused the eviction by wiwing on Nyama Soya!
DK
November 26, 2011 at 11:57 am
EVEN MONKEYS HATED CORRUPTION IN STATE HOUSE HENCE THEIR DEPORTATION!
BAKOLWE
November 26, 2011 at 12:35 pm
The monkey actually missed the opportunity to TUNDILA Thandiwe, both the monkey and Thandiwe would have enjoyed it!!
Rent-a-Prophet
November 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
It was wrong for RB to remove those mini-proconsuls from State House, they have been there since Independence. And him? Since 2008. Morevoer, ba kolwe did not rig to get there, hence the peeing on RB.
Monkey
November 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Ohhh,chikolwe,oh no chansundila ma mu jackata(jacket)
Ndengelemo
November 26, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Kamooni kolwe!!!!!
ABABEMBA
November 26, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Imwe baice mwe Fingoni mulecindika bakateka. Bushe ngateka imbeba teti ulyepo ngshafula? So nabo bakolwe ngabafu MCS ninshi lyapuma ni noya naku Zambeef
lusaka
November 26, 2011 at 1:30 pm
it is now becoming a state zoo since no one lives there.
kekekekekekekeke
Lsk man
November 26, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Bwezi had excessive presidential powers but applied wrongly on innocent monkeys. Legally monkeys can claim ownership of state house grounds having been there longer than Bwezi. Should the monkeys decide to take Bwezi to court am ready to provide free legal services.
Jumpout kabudo
November 26, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Its rough hated evn by the animals he shudav jus had an eye 4 detail nd left jus there n then
kaskas
November 26, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Wat was the name of that monkey?R kelly or Dora silliya?coz these guy have the same tendencies.So its either the two r monkeys or the monkey is one of them
Nathan Iris
November 26, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Umunani wamoneka ba keteka.
Govt of Monkeys in a Maize Field
November 26, 2011 at 2:21 pm
umunani bwamoneka ba Sata. Welcome indeed!
kwekwe
November 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm
MCS shifted into state house five days ago. Guys go round state h wallfence nd see how ths council workers nd thos frm works nd supply ar working. No mo cooking nshima at 09hrs. S/house face has chngd in a shot time.
atm
November 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Kekekeke yaba awe mwansekesha. Ati ba kateka umunani wamoneka. This is beta than the insults when its politics
Tembo Zulu
November 26, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Dzikomo mbuya. Sancho…!
Maxwell
November 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Good move those chaps belong there,presidents come and go they will remain there…So where was Zambia Wildlife Authority keeping the monkey since 2009? Is it the same animals…please clarify??
carol mwalwanda
November 26, 2011 at 3:09 pm
was it not Dora who did that?
cos she is the one who can do that and not any one else.Kanitundila pati?
Tobias Mutombo
November 26, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Its really sad and indeed shocking to learn that even the animals themselves were grevious enough to publicly express their displeasure in this heartless man RB who just wanted to have and acquire everything for himself. Make such sure everyone else with such a heart like RB learns a lesson that even animals will reject them before it even comes to their fellow human beings. What a shame!
Kaingu iris zcas gal
November 26, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Even nature was nt happy with rupiah’s corrupt govt,eg,george mpombo resigned on monkey grounds after a monkey scrared him&he fell inda pool.
MUKULA J
November 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm
the man was so heartless that he used to have grudges even against animals! shame on Rude Boy (RB)
Saviour
November 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm
The animals where tired of mmd in state house.lol
tupac
November 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
just say he wants to store enough food. mbuya ndiyo pafupi ka .good move ba kateka we love u
Chogo
November 26, 2011 at 5:10 pm
RB balikutamfisha mu mano tawaishibe fye we r nw telin u it waz dnt kubeba.
kamenga D
November 26, 2011 at 6:04 pm
even animals rejected him. Rb is truely rejected by everything.
Disapo
November 26, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Ndiyo mbuya pafupi ka. Please invite me for Dinner Bakateka LOL
nyamalikiti
November 26, 2011 at 9:29 pm
The monkey was trying to chase RB from plot 1.
Mwembwamwe
November 26, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Manduya nyama uyu monkey eater will finish them.
sata m chilufya
November 26, 2011 at 10:19 pm
ala bane nalaina umunani natemwa bandetela mupepi.mailo palanchi nikolwe.yaba kaili ndi mubemba nkonko uwaku mpika
Cousin wa Sata
November 26, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Amama ine! Someone is salivating at plot one!
Kantwa
November 27, 2011 at 2:33 am
kolwe yo yo yo mwapala bantu!
Monk Sq Analysis
November 27, 2011 at 6:00 am
The monkey urinated on his left shoulder not on the face please!!!
fred ngulube
November 27, 2011 at 7:36 am
monkeys tried 2 open our eyes that these pipo are dangerous, do u remember the dfnce minister by then mpombo that he almost drwnd after a monkey attack in livingstone?
Chairman Kolwe
November 27, 2011 at 8:25 am
Not all were deported because using that road that joins independence and leaopards hill road near state house I usually see them crossing to the ministers houses even during the election period I saw them. Where they breaking in?
Zibwidi
November 27, 2011 at 8:34 am
Government U-turns on deported state house monkeys. Commission of enquiry set up and their first person summoned is RB and a witness also called to testify is Doraa Shiliya due to vast experience in peeing.