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MAN Convicted For Displaying “33cm” Manhood
By Staff Reporter
A Bulawayo man, Thabisa Nkomazana, who sensationally claimed that his manhood measured 33cm, was convicted by a magistrate for public indecency.
West Commonage magistrate Willard Moyo described as “unreasonable” for a man of his age to display his manhood in public.
“The evidence before this court establishes that the accused did not behave like an ordinary reasonable man? How could a reasoning man stand in front of women and expose his manhood?” asked Moyo.
“Nkomazana exposed his manhood and dangled it in front of people and asked one of the women if her husband had such an organ like his.
“This conduct defies all natural rules and norms of respect expected of a man of his age towards other people. This shows that the accused was capable of doing anything on the day.”
Moyo then slapped Nkomazana with six months in jail but two months were suspended on condition of good behavior before the man was ordered tom perform 140hours of community service at Njube Secondary School.
Nkomazana once boasted that he almost killed a girl with his “33cm manhood.”
Zimdiaspora
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on February 28, 2012. Filed under AROUND AFRICA.
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Sando
February 28, 2012 at 5:13 am
That is the right size required to tomba this Ban Ki Moon from the anus so that he stops talking about this no sense on gay rights.
Miss G
February 28, 2012 at 5:21 am
Me!Me!Me!Me! I need hm here, am sure he can do th job gud gud!
Dora Siliya
February 28, 2012 at 5:32 am
That’s the item I have searching for.
B.I.G notoriouse
February 28, 2012 at 5:36 am
wats 33cm?i got 36cm,man! I cn alway use t ukunyenga those Who think homoesexuality z a ryt,lyk d ***** secretary general ban ki moon
kwala jr
February 28, 2012 at 6:00 am
wat 33cm bcoz mine z short bt i satisful my gal 2 the fullest?
Jmc007
February 28, 2012 at 6:03 am
How old is this is man? 33cm, flaccid or erect? Where does he put it when he sits on a toilet pan to shit? What about the balls? Chilengwa na Lesa!
Miss G waba ichibwendo
February 28, 2012 at 6:45 am
@MISS G,that not a vagina u got but ‘ichibwendo’
ppm
February 28, 2012 at 7:01 am
What grades was this person getting at school? How successful is he in life?
It is proven that a lot of poeple with high sexual appetite are dull. People just spend time womanizing, dancing are not effective.
looky
February 28, 2012 at 7:03 am
33cm!nowonder he couldn’t stop himself from exposing it!any guy having that size would want to show off!elo 33cm is deflate!wachimo ngabwaima?
maniac
February 28, 2012 at 7:15 am
33cm manhood my ass!……..dis is a white lie. no way a dik can b longa than a 30cm ruler.
Lozi Bull,Litilimbwa
February 28, 2012 at 7:19 am
Cha kukoma akwata?
Is he a married man,if yes,i wonder how his wife is!
If he divorce his wife,can there be any normal man who can marry her?
Champesha
Sus-p
February 28, 2012 at 7:20 am
Muswema
uyo.(big snake).
Let him go kuma hule coz bena tamwaba na ball berings(amalisawa) and elasticity yalipwa.
Un matured man.lol
the maniac
February 28, 2012 at 7:25 am
my item is an assegai, “short but lethal & deadly”(never disapoints), oviously that 33cm guy teks alot of mutototo
I thnk his the man like me u cn also seach 4 me at kunzuna.com
February 28, 2012 at 7:30 am
Pakingson
Namutekenya
February 28, 2012 at 7:30 am
Waste of reading time, waste of story space!
Kwanyengan.uk
February 28, 2012 at 7:35 am
Let him come 2 me
mojo
February 28, 2012 at 7:42 am
If it is erect, it will need all his Blood in his body to flow to it to sustain erection. The Guy is Mandingo. This man can die of brain damage due to erection. No blood can flow to his brain when it is erect.
Manyengo
February 28, 2012 at 7:45 am
PPM where did you get your statistics from, ngatabwima muleikala fye.
Star New York
February 28, 2012 at 8:05 am
Indeed this is the right size needed for Ka Ban Ki Moon. Kale fwaika uku ka tomba no bwamba ubu kumatako ka stuupity.
ppm
February 28, 2012 at 8:18 am
Manyengo,
All countries where there is reckless sex are poor. The path to the brain for sexual activity and creativity , innovation is the same. You can choose to crowd this path with sexual activity and be a buffon. Look around and see if you will find mandingos who are clever and can sustain success.
justmarried
February 28, 2012 at 8:32 am
@looky,nga bwaima bukosafye.Mine is 17cm wen erect is it normal?
umu zedian
February 28, 2012 at 8:47 am
nonsens
Baice lekenimyebe
February 28, 2012 at 9:07 am
You people Lyashi lyapano Sonde!Do you think this is normal?Normally such stories come from far away places en difficult to follow up..Ni Tumfeweko fye..just laugh.
susuberry
February 28, 2012 at 9:29 am
@sando you are crazy.this guy n tongas ni same same.they have packages!
banti jm
February 28, 2012 at 9:42 am
ka BAN KI MOON this 33cm long asault rifle if sent through yo ass kuti walapila nokuleka waleka no kuleta ilyashi lyamo homo kuno zambia who told u our african ladies are not sweet
Phebby Chiwama SA
February 28, 2012 at 9:42 am
Chakulisha 33cm,not for me ngalekunye kuticapulila mukanwe
Phebby Chiwama SA
February 28, 2012 at 9:43 am
33cm ngalekunyenga kuticapulila mukanwa
Gaurdianer
February 28, 2012 at 9:50 am
Let no man say when he is tempted,lam tempted of GOD:For GOD cannot be tempted with evil,neither tempteth he any man:But every man is tempted,when is drawn away of his own lust and enticed.Then when lust has concieved,it brings forth sin:and sin,when it is finished,brings forth death-(JAMES 1:13-15).That man must repent or else,his death is not far off.
Gaurdianer
February 28, 2012 at 9:54 am
The foolishness of a man perverteth his way:and his heart fretteth against the LORD.(PROVERBS 19:3).
mable
February 28, 2012 at 10:12 am
the poor man is not married with his 33cm stuff to say the truth.no woman can stang that.no wonder he was shwing it to the public,he has no wife or girl friend.
Ama facts
February 28, 2012 at 10:13 am
Batumfweko why do u bring such stories.Its like you enjoy the insults en cant do anything abt these God foresaken comments. Zambia is a christian nation but look at the comments coming from the so called christians,insele shekasheka. Is there anything you can do abt it?
THE ONLY LIVING JAY
February 28, 2012 at 10:15 am
The science and logik I know cannot support such theoriez, but it iz worth mentioning here that there rarelitiez in life.
UMWAICHE BAN KI MOON ALEFWAIKA 33cn PAMUSULA UKUBWINGISHA BONSE FYE AKANYELE KUKANWA KAKALA KAKWE
February 28, 2012 at 10:18 am
BEASTSLAYER
Uncle-Dizzy
February 28, 2012 at 10:41 am
A normal penis is 16cm long when erect. He cant have double that size.
COLD
February 28, 2012 at 11:05 am
Guys, the more u comment abt such issues the more likely u are to fall into sexual temptations and eventually catch the diesease. U can comment with imagining, and such u re eroding your stable mind.
COLD
February 28, 2012 at 11:05 am
i meant, u can’t comment
EX ZIT 2011
February 28, 2012 at 11:11 am
AMAFCTS ULIWAMANO
Kwena ee!
February 28, 2012 at 11:24 am
Ask Tatiana, she’ll tell you Richard has just as long a kazunga!
Nga tamulefwaya mwila belenga
February 28, 2012 at 11:38 am
@ COLD, how would you have known the type of comments bloggers are passing if you didn’t read them? Iwe wabelenga elo ulefwaya ukulesha abanobe! Most of this comments even the article are for lol!
Roots and culture
February 28, 2012 at 11:50 am
Let ban ki moon visit malawi he will be screwed on the a***s with this 33cm assegai,shame on you ki moon
Pusyaddict
February 28, 2012 at 11:56 am
@miss g i gat t mo dan him (35.5). lets get in tauch we do sam enjoy.
Lady J
February 28, 2012 at 12:19 pm
How I hate such dicks!!!
Tonga Bull
February 28, 2012 at 12:23 pm
the man used some kind of charms or its plastic surgery.
demba ba
February 28, 2012 at 12:27 pm
ok capwa u have spoken a lot………Lady J which size do u like?
nevermind
February 28, 2012 at 12:35 pm
if you got it flaunt it!!!! Let the man show what he’s been gifted with lol!
Lady J
February 28, 2012 at 12:43 pm
@demba ba, its my top secrete………… dude!!
2012 Zambia; The African Champions
February 28, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Vyaupuba!!!!Report on real issues coz am jst 4rm checkin da rule & dat is is unrealistic…I v screwed so many girls & dey al claim dat mine is da longest dey v ever come across but not beyond even 30cm…Silly repoter….
Ama Facts
February 28, 2012 at 12:52 pm
@ EX ZIT 2011 thanx.I dnt know if you are my brother or sister but am definately your sister.
demba ba
February 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm
ok
Evans Namayala
February 28, 2012 at 1:21 pm
he needs a horse, if he is to be satisfied sexually.