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Weird! Funny Facts About Women
We all know women are pretty, soft, sexy, and attractive but have you ever imagined another side to them, a slightly unkempt one at that? Actually, women can be quite crazy; they are capable of doing things that make men go red in the face such as preferring chocolates over sex and so on.
Women are psychologically and physically different from men. They hide age, weight, feelings, qualities, and do things that men have never thought of doing. On that note, we explore some funny, weird facts about women that are lesser-known.
Women always carry their handbags around: Men must have not noticed this, but women always carry their handbags or purses. They feel awkward if they don’t carry anything in their hands. And we really don’t know what they have inside their bags!
Women never have anything to wear: Give them thousands of bucks; they can spend the whole sum on shopping. And still complain that they haven’t got anything to wear. The fact is that most of the clothes or accessories in their closets are either one-time-wear or not even that.
Women don’t bathe everyday: Not all women bathe everyday, no matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.
Women eat a hell lot: When men are around, women act like they eat too little. But when left alone she can polish off a full size pizza. Now, we know why women always talk about food and recipes.
Why women love TV serials/Soap operas so much: We know most of the TV serials look so stupid and funny but women still love them. Probably they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them. Now you should know why a ‘Kabanana’ kind of show was so famous.
After sex women still love to be kissed: Men always feel tired and prefer to sleep after sex, but women don’t. They like to talk, fool around, and kiss each other. For a great relationship, men should take note of this.
Others
-Women worry about their looks while having sex
-Women love to bargain, even if they don’t like the buy
-Around seventy per cent women would rather have chocolate than sex
-Women don’t like another woman to wear the same dress
-Women mature much faster than men
-Women can spend a whole day before the mirror
-Women don’t need sex as often as men do. Sex is more about emotions for women.
If you know any other funny facts about women, please add to the list.
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checherry
May 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm
women are good managers.lol! its just in them none can dispute this fact coz they are able to feed their family(husband & children etc)with the little money the husband brings home.
Afro girl
May 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Al those insulting women are sick in their heads en i recommend a pschological doctor for each one of them. Women ar loving en respectful if you treat them. Men, whoever you are, whatevr you are anythng that you cal yourself, you cnt do without women COPY THAT MEN!
Shoko Sugi
May 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm
The world is a better place because of women.
Tonga Bull
May 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm
janet C dream on, women will never be equal to men, as long as women have to squat in order to urinate they will always be the infirior sex. all those who are saying women shud be equal to men are insulting God. God knows why he created men first, women are just assistants.
igwala gwala
May 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm
@TONGA BULL you are right yes and infact women are sub humans coz they where created out of our libs nangu ya tujilijili
alchemist
May 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm
women are just abt the best thing God has eva created.they may hav flaws but thats part of who they are-women, who can stand the sight of a really beautiful woman,i wonder wat was on Gods mind wen he designed the pussy,but its a hot piece of art..viva women,long live pussyyyyyyyyyyy
MARY
May 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm
@alchemist uli chipumbu!kekekekkekekekekekeke,log live pussyyyyyyy indeed!
kiduli
May 2, 2012 at 6:43 pm
A woman is SIMPLY a man with a womb (wombman)
kiduli
May 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm
@Alchemist ati a pussy is a hot piece of art! Kekekekekeke!
kunties
May 2, 2012 at 7:17 pm
This sounds dirty to me but the is that a woman no matter how educated or clever one can be shall always succum to the superior of a man as designed by God.
Impela
May 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Imisu yamwanakashi taichiluka luputa
kunties
May 2, 2012 at 7:42 pm
This sounds dirty to me but the truth is that a woman no matter how educated or clever one can be, shall always succum to the superiority of a man as designed by God.
anonymous
May 2, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Sisters help u out b*#ches bring u down.luv women all sizes n shapes.women are all girls in the head
Rango
May 2, 2012 at 8:35 pm
I vote 4 pu**y!
kakolwe
May 2, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Bushe were does this superiority or inferiority manifest itself. Eg. A man begs for sex, both enjoy. Sometimes man even pays.
Pa dick NA pussy Pena no equality bane. We both crave the other. Just imagine ifyo wikatilila orga….
Apa pena women (some men) are sweeeet!!!
cinderella
May 2, 2012 at 10:18 pm
what a world without women,WOMEN SWEET WOMEN are hard workers, lovers, caregivers, bakasunga wacalo, soul providers inspite of difficult circumstances, managers,empathetic,lovers of justice, impartial, patient to conceive ungrateful boys who grow up in useless me for 9 months + whom they would otherwise aborted had they loved.take it or leave it women will soon take over this world.
Zambiana
May 2, 2012 at 10:24 pm
Jesus help us, almost all bloggerz, atleast more than 96% need GOD’s intervention.
Ukzedian
May 3, 2012 at 12:09 am
Women are a special masterpiece of a man. Theres no making of a child without a woman, and no you without your mother.
A woman was ment to help a man, and together playing referent roles and functions, the better and peaceful world we created. Women should be respected for them to respect you. we know the short comings of women, but it is our responsibility as men to control situations, show them loved and accepted. Only foolish men will insult women. Women are like kids mind you.
fufu
May 3, 2012 at 12:30 am
Women r like post offices,open to all.
mulamu
May 3, 2012 at 5:26 am
Men die earlier than women because its stress free to pick things from shelves in a boutique and very stressing to find money nd pay for the bill.
mama waluse
May 3, 2012 at 6:34 am
Am glad that there are a few using their heads! A woman is a subunit of man,watever she manifests is wat man tries so hard to hide. Like it or not,we can do without men cozz sex is #10 on our agenda. Wether you like it or not,you can’t do without women. Even ur boxers need a women for them to have color! Kikikikiki
cinderella
May 3, 2012 at 7:33 am
Women make men, women are stronger than men. imagine men experiencing period pains or labor pains. most of them if not all would go insaine and comitte murder.they nug abt everything icluding a mere mosquito bite, men are more attention sickers. for a mere tooth arce he expects the girlfriend to be on local leave. this place would be paradise without fyi.men are never independent no matter how successful they become.they need women. no wonder our names are WE-MEN,
Ehpad
May 3, 2012 at 8:21 am
We need women more than we think.
KASANTE MALONDE
May 3, 2012 at 8:54 am
GEEEELO POWER!!
Octopus
May 3, 2012 at 8:58 am
Women are the weaker sex! They’re emotional (even at blogging right here), full of tantrums, and time wasters (that makes them terrible managers)! Infact, most women managers preoccupy themselves with trying to show the men they superintend over that they’re in in-charge; yet when it comes to making critical decisions they withdraw, and leave the decisions to men! Women are generally risk-averse, and like playing rules to the book (thats why most women managers are hated by even fellow women)! Otherwise, they’re sweet to be around with, and keep the bedroom environment green and favourable! I’dnt love a world without women!
Bj
May 3, 2012 at 9:08 am
We need each other.
kozic
May 3, 2012 at 9:12 am
so mch it hz shared bt bare it in mind dat we re human being created by God, a man z de head, woman z a helper…we need each other 4 a life cycle 2 complete there 4 respect 2 one another wil do…a woman z under control 2 a man so says de bible, ephessians 5:22-25 u read. so stop those insults
small mama
May 3, 2012 at 9:22 am
viva namayo! guy kuti wa banunuka ukuleta umuntu muchalo? muletasha. that’s why you men spend three quarters of your life between a woman’s legs pantu epo mwafumine and there is no place like home……..
janet c
May 3, 2012 at 9:25 am
@ Tonga Bull – i totally agree with you – women can NEVER be equal to men because women are the superior sex. I mean judging by your and other men’s comments on this blog, why would I even want to be equal to you?!!!
men have and always will be under the thumb of a woman – from the time you are born, you can not survive without your mothers – you even go to the extent of killing yourselves over girlfriends and women – you pay loads of money just to be in the company of a woman – men start wars because of women 9remember Rome anyone???) – when your wives die you follow very fast, that is unless you get another woman to depend on for your survival. So you tell me who is the weaker sex????????
And that squatting nonsense, you wouldn’t be on this blog were it not for a woman who gave birth to you – squatting is one of the best birthing positions in case you didn’t know!!!So for all of you dissing women my simple advice is: go and sleep with a fellow man then – afterall you have plenty of choices nowadays..
janet c
May 3, 2012 at 9:38 am
besides, men are dirty stinky human beings, veru un-hygenic when it comes to using the toilet – leave urine all over the tiolet bowl and even on the floor. I would rather squat than leave a terrible mess in the toilet – it takes a woman 9a mother, sister, girlfriend, wife, maid) to clean up after this dirty species. Can you imagine if you were brought up by a man Tonga Bull – you would probably have stunted growth and maybe even have died from kwashokor!!!
kakolwe
May 3, 2012 at 11:59 am
Ba Janet C, you forget to say that you women also clean up way after s man has deposited a cupful of semen deep on your pussy.
small mama
May 3, 2012 at 12:23 pm
@kakolwe. cupful of semen indeed! ninshi finshi ulya to deposit that much semen?am sure semen yaifyo teti ipele nefumo pantu ninshi busalifye……
Tracy Mwanza
May 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Behind every successful Man there is a woman behind to give support. Give Thanks and praise To God for Creating a Woman.
I LOVE WOMEN
May 3, 2012 at 9:02 pm
LETS FACE FACTS HERE:
‘WOMAN’ HAS ‘MAN’ IN IT,
‘FEMALE’ HAS ‘MALE’ IN IT,
‘MADAM’ HAS ‘ADAM’ IN IT,
‘LADY’ HAS ‘LAD’ IN IT,
‘PRINCESS’ HAS ‘PRINCE’ IN IT,
‘FIANCEE’ HAS ‘FIANCE’ IN IT,
ETC, ETC, ETC.
NOW, WHAT DOES THAT TELL US/
kakolwe
May 3, 2012 at 9:43 pm
@small mama. Ala mwandi iletika mu round 1. Nokufentako panono. Sad part is I tried out on two extra outings & these beautiful creatures God made have made me swear that once in a while the cup must flow. They both have my kids though 1 will never be named ‘kakolwe’ – just assisted a fellow man with little Jeez. U r yet to meet Me small mama
Wasu
May 7, 2012 at 12:32 am
Men vs Women
Wasu
May 7, 2012 at 12:44 am
Who made Adam to fail-a woman, who betrayed Samson-a woman, this is frm the Bible now who almost made Clinton (USA) to fail -a woman, who made this World Bank Boss to fail- again a woman, these are few example i can remember…..
Young
May 7, 2012 at 11:28 pm
People, let’s remember that women deserve alot of respect. Think of your mothers too. Show maturity and responsibility, thats why God gave man a woman to be with.
mpika social analyst
May 8, 2012 at 1:53 am
Why do people like insulting on this site!! Does it mean almost every comment should have an insult and it is like bemba insults are the ones that carry more weight!.
Tumfweko pliz look in to this matter seriously, find a way of sensoring comments, come up with a dictionary of all possible insults used and let all comments with insults be rejected automatically.
People watchout!! u may be agents of satan himself in the name of commenting!!
Insults are not good at all twapapata…