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SATA Welcomes ‘DEPORTED’ Monkey Which URINATED At RUPIAH’s Face At STATE HOUSE

REPUBLICAN President Michael Chilufya Sata is today Saturday 11/26 expected to welcome back state house animals which were ‘deported’ by then republlican president Rupiah Banda from State house.
The Zambia Wildlife Authority (ZAWA) are expected to deliever the animals to Mr Sata at state house today.
ZAWA was ordered to remove animals from state house by Rupiah Banda after a monkey urinated on his face in front of Live Television, diplomats and journalists.
On Wednesday 24 June, 2009, a monkey urinated on then Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists outside his former State House offices.
The embattled former president softly shouted: “You have urinated on my jacket,” and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.
“I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata,” he joked, referring to then opposition Patriotic Front (PF) leader Michael Sata, who defeated him in this year’s elections.
“Perhaps these are blessings,” he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats.
There are also many species of antelope and birds in the State House grounds in Lusaka.

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54 Responses to SATA Welcomes ‘DEPORTED’ Monkey Which URINATED At RUPIAH’s Face At STATE HOUSE

  1. kaja kantu

    November 27, 2011 at 9:22 am

    “Urinated AT Rupiah’s face At State House”.

    “Shouted softly”

    Am I the only one who’s noticed this poor English?
    Shame on you. Chi heading kutalimpa!

  2. Kalok

    November 27, 2011 at 9:28 am

    When I once commented at the poor standards of reporting I was accused of “trying to be a star”. One of the creative things I notice is how most of the sentences can be traced to the vernacular without too much effort! I hope the monkeys have been potty-trained otherwise they are bound to do worse!

  3. John Mulenga

    November 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    Monkeys are comedians. Behaviour imbi imbi. lol <3 <3

  4. jo

    November 30, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Ok chapwa

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